What is up with me and wonky horoscopes?

Sep 27, 2006 09:30

Today: You may be convinced that you are ready to act with a sense of fair play but there's a part of you that isn't ready to let go of the chance to really set something right. The difficulty is that you may hurt someone's feelings in the process and this is problematic for you. Don't be willing to take the nice way out. You might stir up a bit ( Read more... )

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petronivs September 27 2006, 15:27:25 UTC
Are you relying on the Onion for horoscopes again?

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k4tj3 September 27 2006, 15:56:36 UTC
Nah, its a Google Homepage feature. Tarot.com or something I think it comes from?

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petronivs September 27 2006, 15:57:44 UTC
Do they use the Silicon Valley Tarot?

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brother_blaze September 27 2006, 18:33:25 UTC
Ohmighod... These two can only mean one thing: You're thinking about breaking up with me! I knew this was going to happen. I just knew it. The clues have been subtle--like you moving in with that other guy, professing your love for him, and doing wild kinky things with him--but I'm perceptive. I pick up on these little clues. You can't fool me... nosiree.

oh man... I'm going to have to go off to the bar, drink myself into oblivion to forget this cruel turn of fate, take home some random bar-babe, and collapse in a sobbing pile after a night of wild kinky "trying to forget" sex.

(And... yes... I am ungodly bored at work today. Can you tell?)

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misteropinion September 27 2006, 18:33:36 UTC
Sounds like you're using WeWillHelpYouGetAllWorkedUp.com again.

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But seriously... brother_blaze September 27 2006, 22:00:52 UTC
Have you checked out horoscopes for other signs from that site? It could be that they're all like that.

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sharkskitten September 28 2006, 00:16:36 UTC
tell me your sign and i'll get you a better horoscope.

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k4tj3 September 28 2006, 02:46:04 UTC
Libra!! Its only 13 days til my birthday!

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sharkskitten September 28 2006, 11:20:39 UTC
LIBRA (Sep 23 - Oct 22): You may be convinced that you are ready to act with a sense of fair play but there's a part of you that isn't ready to let go of the chance to really set something right. The difficulty is that you may hurt someone's feelings in the process and this is problematic for you. Don't be willing to take the nice way out. You might stir up a bit of emotional rock and roll, but it's essential to be true to yourself.

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sharkskitten September 28 2006, 11:21:44 UTC
Hah! it's the belief.net horoscope, dear. Which is what i get!

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