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Sam, Caitlin, and I stayed at Meghan's last night. It was fun. I ate too much. We watched Euro Trip. Therefore, movie quotes:
Memorable Quotes from EuroTrip (2004)
[Scott's e-mail alert sound]
Computer voice: Mail, mothafucka!
Fiona: Scott, I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other any more.
Scott: What are you talking about? Sweetie, I never cheated on you!
Fiona: I know. That's what makes this so hard.
Donny: [singing] Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday. She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go, still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!
Scott: I'm in love with Mieke.
Cooper: Okay, okay, you know what? I was actually expecting this, and frankly, no, listen, I'm flattered that you picked me to come out to first. And don't worry about telling your folks, 'cause I think they already know.
Scott: No, you idiot. Mieke's a girl.
Cooper: No, no, no, I get it, yeah. He's the girl, then you're the girl. Sometimes you're both the girl.
[pause]
Cooper: Right? Right? That's hot.
Jamie: Do you guys wanna see my itinerary?
Cooper: Do you wanna see my balls?
Scott: Hey, thanks for coming with me. I know you had that internship at the law firm this summer.
Cooper: Oh, forget about the law firm. And don't thank me, I should be thanking you. This trip is a once in a life-time opportunity for me to broaden my sexual horizons.
Scott: What are you talking about?
Cooper: I'm talking about crazy European sex.
Scott: Ah.
Hostel Clerk: Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel. We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to 375 bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves. Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated.
Scott: I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!
Scott: Dear sweet mother of God... we're in Eastern Europe!
Oh, good stuff. :) We watched Empire Records this morning and it made me very happy.
Now I'm tired. Might watch more of Sam's OC DVD or read. Cause reading is sexy, biatch. Yawn.
Oooh. Just cause I feel like it I'm gonna do another cut. K? I'm a list person. As in, I love lists. They make me happy. One day when I was really bored (before livejournal had come into my life) I made a list of all the things I want to do before I die. As there are currently over a 100 items, I'll only post a sampling. I'm putting it behind the cut out of consideration. Don't want to take up too much space on your friends page. ;) Anyways.
Before I Die I Want To... (Part I)
1. dance in the rain
2. travel to every continent
3. write a novel
4. get an A+ on a physics test. hell, I'd take an A.
5. run 3 miles in 20 minutes
6. know the words to every Beatles song there is
7. take photographs for National Geographic
8. ride on a yacht
9. start my own fashion line
10. learn how to surf
11. go to a play on Broadway
12. attend the Oscars
13. meet Sarah Dessen a.k.a. writergrl
14. publish a book of poetry
15. watch the Godfather movies
16. read all of Jane Austen's books
17. act in a successful movie
18. go scuba diving
19. teach English in a foreign country
20. have a washboard stomach
done now. I promise.
happy sunday.
*Caity
Sam, Caitlin, and I stayed at Meghan's last night. It was fun. I ate too much. We watched Euro Trip. Therefore, movie quotes:
Memorable Quotes from EuroTrip (2004)
[Scott's e-mail alert sound]
Computer voice: Mail, mothafucka!
Fiona: Scott, I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other any more.
Scott: What are you talking about? Sweetie, I never cheated on you!
Fiona: I know. That's what makes this so hard.
Donny: [singing] Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday. She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go, still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!
Scott: I'm in love with Mieke.
Cooper: Okay, okay, you know what? I was actually expecting this, and frankly, no, listen, I'm flattered that you picked me to come out to first. And don't worry about telling your folks, 'cause I think they already know.
Scott: No, you idiot. Mieke's a girl.
Cooper: No, no, no, I get it, yeah. He's the girl, then you're the girl. Sometimes you're both the girl.
[pause]
Cooper: Right? Right? That's hot.
Jamie: Do you guys wanna see my itinerary?
Cooper: Do you wanna see my balls?
Scott: Hey, thanks for coming with me. I know you had that internship at the law firm this summer.
Cooper: Oh, forget about the law firm. And don't thank me, I should be thanking you. This trip is a once in a life-time opportunity for me to broaden my sexual horizons.
Scott: What are you talking about?
Cooper: I'm talking about crazy European sex.
Scott: Ah.
Hostel Clerk: Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel. We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to 375 bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves. Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated.
Scott: I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!
Scott: Dear sweet mother of God... we're in Eastern Europe!
Oh, good stuff. :) We watched Empire Records this morning and it made me very happy.
Now I'm tired. Might watch more of Sam's OC DVD or read. Cause reading is sexy, biatch. Yawn.
Oooh. Just cause I feel like it I'm gonna do another cut. K? I'm a list person. As in, I love lists. They make me happy. One day when I was really bored (before livejournal had come into my life) I made a list of all the things I want to do before I die. As there are currently over a 100 items, I'll only post a sampling. I'm putting it behind the cut out of consideration. Don't want to take up too much space on your friends page. ;) Anyways.
Before I Die I Want To... (Part I)
1. dance in the rain
2. travel to every continent
3. write a novel
4. get an A+ on a physics test. hell, I'd take an A.
5. run 3 miles in 20 minutes
6. know the words to every Beatles song there is
7. take photographs for National Geographic
8. ride on a yacht
9. start my own fashion line
10. learn how to surf
11. go to a play on Broadway
12. attend the Oscars
13. meet Sarah Dessen a.k.a. writergrl
14. publish a book of poetry
15. watch the Godfather movies
16. read all of Jane Austen's books
17. act in a successful movie
18. go scuba diving
19. teach English in a foreign country
20. have a washboard stomach
done now. I promise.
happy sunday.
*Caity