k8tebird
Jan 30, 2010 23:00
- 12:32 My tenant went on a three-week vacation (or so says her status update on Facebook) but she did not pay January rent. Altogether now: FML. #
- 22:46 Him: I can tell you want to staple my ass to my face.
Me: Yeah. I'm cranky. #
k8tebird
Jan 29, 2010 23:00
- 11:41 My baby wants to lay on my chest listening to reggae all day. Obviously I did something right here. #
k8tebird
Jan 26, 2010 23:03
- 12:16 I'm on this awesome new starvation diet. It's called Newborn Growth Spurt. #
k8tebird
Jan 25, 2010 23:01
- 08:43 Thank you iPhone for making it possible for me to tell the Internet that I just let someone push out a huge crap while lying on my chest. #
k8tebird
Jan 24, 2010 23:01
- 11:04 I am logging the number of times someone takes a shit. I used to lead an exciting life. #
k8tebird
Jan 23, 2010 23:01
- 18:51 It's like having a parasite, kinda. A cute one. #
k8tebird
Jan 21, 2010 23:00
- 11:33 Eat poop pee pee sleep pee eat eat poop eat sleep sleep poop eat eat repeat #
- 12:15 Baby likes Bob Marley. Doesn't like Beetoven. #
- 15:55 I love when I say "medium" at Starbucks and the "barrista" corrects me. #
k8tebird
Jan 20, 2010 23:01
- 11:50 I kissed him on the nose and he smiled. It wasn't gas. #
k8tebird
Jan 18, 2010 23:02
- 23:04 My baby was born with a mullet. #
- 15:35 Baby likes reggae. Woohoo! #
k8tebird
Jan 17, 2010 23:01
- 08:00 It's like living with a 9-pound, pissed off, diaper-wearing vampire. #