List of Grievances

[k_8_e]

Periods
Period cramps
Canker sores
Ear aches
Headaches
Midterms
Group Projects
Presentations
Papers
Tests
Stress
Body aches
Fluctuating hormones
Extreme exhaustion
Huge zits
Nausea
Lack of sympahty

For these reasons, we the people declare ourselves independent of the British Empire and it's tyranny.

Not that we assume that the British Empire

Comments

My name is British Empire...

[emmaleighbeth]

You're breaking up with me? I think I might jump out the window, if those god damn squirrels weren't blocking the way.

I do care, and it's unfair that you assume the entire British Empire (basically me and my stuffed animals) doesn't care. Senor McOinking has already taken the bottle of ib profren that I so eagerly offered you.

If you cheer up, I can pull some strings and get Mr. Bojangles to do a strip tease for you.
And even that's bound to make anyone feel better. I bet you're feeling better just thinking about it.

Re: My name is British Empire...

[k_8_e]

uhhh...sorry Queen Emily...I was talking about the other British Empire...

God save the Queen!