For my birthday I got a new desk, which meant that the old desk had to be emptied and delegated to Standing In The Backyard For No Reason Until Rubbish Collection Night duty. In the process of throwing out its contents, I found
This is a monthly train ticket from Moscow, rather ripped, and valid from 19 June to 18 July 1994.
These are some stamps, although stamp collecting is severely uncool and frowned upon by GirlTV. The one with the old man says in French "Afghan Post" and also "The Fruits". It probably dates from the days before Afghanistan's people decided that drawing was an abomination and a sin against God whilst beating up your wife was a reasonable and even virtuous pastime.
The other one is from the now non-existent country of USSR. The writing says "Region of ecological disaster". So while other countries made stamps commemorating history or architecture or fruit, USSR made stamps commemorating ecological disasters. Who the fuck else would celebrate the fact that they ran out of sea? No wonder nobody liked them.