i am homeless

[k_russell]

Do you know me? My name is Keri Russell. I was born in Fountain Valley, CA on March 23, 1976. You can all forget my birthday in March. I don't need to celebrate the fact that I will be 30. I lived in Texas for awhile but I probably felt the Bush vibes and had to get out. I graduated from high school in Colorado and that was when an agent

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[sliminem]

Don't forget that in b'tween the MMC 'n' Felicity, the hairthing did movies where she got pregnant in high school, was-a babysitter that slept wit' her dead client's 40 year old husband from 7th Heaven, 'n' played-a weird girl who helped stone her mother wit' the rest-a the town-ta keep Newhope all hopeful 'n' new.

Or. So, I been told, anyways.

I read this whole entry when I coulda been doin' sump'thin constructive. Like lookin' at myself in the mirror.

[k_russell]

HAHAHAHJFDKSDF YOU ARE MY BIGGEST FAN.

It was a shitty entry, I know. I apologize. >:O If you're looking at yourself so much, why aren't you fixing anything?

[sliminem]

NO, WHOEVER TOLD ME IS. I KNOW NOTHIN'. NOTHIN'!

'Cause 'fore I start peelin' the skin back from my face, I need-ta buy more towels-ta catch all the blood. I should have the nanny go pick some up. Maybe she'll take the dog wit' her 'n' give him away. :)

[k_russell]

ARE YOU HIDING A SMILE BEHIND THAT MIC >:O

That is the grossest thing I have ever heard. AND YOU GIVE THAT DOG AWAY, YOU DIE. >:O I seriously am going to fight you for custody. I am going to raise him gay. JUST LIKE HIS DAD.

[wilsonluke]

I think this is the best thing I've read all day, and maybe in a little while. Haha fucking Bush makes everyone hate Texas. Your hair is rad. HAHA YOUR IM MESSAGE YESTERDAY. PS I better be your favorite already >:O but back to what I said, this is the best thing I've read in a while.

even when my hair is like this?

[k_russell]

LUKE WILSON, BE MINE. Don't tell your brother I said that. I told him I would marry him, but he hasn't been around since so I don't know what the hell is up with that. I am so flattered, considering I think your writing is wonderful.

Your hair is rad now* ;)

[wilsonluke]

YOU WHAT?! NO I CAN'T ACCEPT YOUR DEMAND BECAUSE MY HEART IS HURT. He's actually one of those types who sort of lurks and stuff, but he's still around but even if he isn't I will not be yours because I will not be second fiddle. HAHA riiiiight. I can't write worth shit.

sob

[k_russell]

PSH, YOU ARE WANTED BY MANY SO I KNOW IT CAN'T BE A HUGE LOSS TO YOU. You could never be second fiddle, stop it right now. You are the only reason I was able to make it through the awful Hoot preview I saw while at the movies the other day. I LIKED YOUR ENTRY ABOUT KAREN.

[uraymond]

I should've been on the MMC.

[k_russell]

You should've. Maybe then I would have been more street smart at an earlier age. But see, you didn't need some shitty show to get you fame.

[uraymond]

I'm glad you didn't reply with some embarassing picture of me.

[k_russell]

HAHAHA I ALMOST DID THOUGH. You know me too well.

[ryan_gosling]

k_russell
2005-12-15 06:22 pm UTC (link)
You are so cute, shut up. Look at Ryan Gosling, he should make you feel better, too.

Is there a reason you're trying to break my heart?

[k_russell]

HONEY, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THAT PICTURE. I adore you. At least you are sexy now?

we have a lot of guest rooms!!!!

[m_marsh]

so your choices are between burnout revenge or call of duty 2. unless you've got your own games. bring it on.

where do you live so i can visit

[k_russell]

HAHAHA, I'll play whatever you want and I will totally kick your ass. My hand eye coordination is uncanny.

tampa. right by the beach we can go sip fuzzy navels and get tans

[m_marsh]

i have been practicing for hours on end every single day, you are going to eat those words, i mean it

I WILL BE THERE TOMORROW ANYWAY I PROMISED CHRIS

[k_russell]

Wooooohoooo, we'll have a big party.