Bros b4 hoes
Chapter: 1
Characters: Dir en grey in this chapter
Pairing: N/A
Disclaimer: I do not own the guys
Rate: All ages
Description: This chapter is about Die missing a practice and it's consequences.
Notes: A lot of dialogue, so better be patient.
MONDAY
“What time is it again?” The little blond asked.
“I said 12:20 pm Kyo, are you deaf?” The younger man replied.
“WOW! 12:20, and no, I’m not deaf my dear rainbow; it is just that I can’t believe that 50 min had passed. I mean it’s getting late and we haven’t started yet because we are waiting for that dumbass. Am I wrong leader-sama?” Kyo asked Kaoru in his unique annoying tone of voice.
It was Monday, and they had a band practice at 11:30 am at the studio. As usual, Shinya was the first arriving. Right after Shinya, Kaoru arrived with his not uncommon I-don’t-wanna-talk face; and some minutes later Totchi and Kyo arrived together. For all of them, all that was normal, after all Die is usually the last one in the arriving process. The exception would be only if Kyo decides to come by his own, which means that he would stay at home sleeping for a few more hours. For that reason, they decided that each one of them would pick up Kyo one week per month. This week was Toshiya’s.
“What time is it?”
“12:28…”A moody Shinya answered this time. Kyo has been asking that question for the 30 last minutes.
Kyo wandered around the studio, and “accidentally” kicked on of Die’s guitars.
“Be careful Kyo” Totchi said from the other side of the room. “You can get hurt with one of those evil guitars.”
Shinya, who had been jamming some melody on his drums, smiled “I can’t believe what you have said Toshiya” Closing his eyes and making himself comfortable, Shinya added “You are magical”.
“Oops!” Kyo kicked another of Die’s guitars.
“Would you stop that, Kyo?” The leader asked the blond, who was about to kick the guitar again.
“Fine, I’ll stop it but just because you asked me to, not because those are that redhead’s guitars,” declared Kyo while he was laying himself in a couch.
“I guess he is late…”
“No way! really? You think so?? How perceptive! ” Kyo sat wearing his unbelievable face. “Totchi you are not magical, you are retarded.”
“What do you mean with retarded?”
“I mean that y…”
“He meant that you are…hmm…you are special” Shinya interrupted Kyo giving him a killer gaze before looking back at Toshiya.
“Nope, I didn’t mean that, Blond stick” Kyo closed his eyes and leaned back on the couch again. “What I meant was that you, Toshiya, ar…”
“Please just keep it quiet, guys,” this time was Kaoru who interrupted Kyo.
“Right, just let me explain Totchi what being a retard means.”
“No.”
“Please?!”
“I said no,” Kaoru cut Kyo again.
“What about now?”
“NO.”
“What about in an hour?”
“What about no?”
“What about tomorrow?”
“What about shut the fuck up, Kyo or I’ll stick a microphone right up into your ass?”
“Fine, I’ll shut my mouth. But once again, you are being rude with me. Many times I’ve wondered why you don’t love me like you love the others. Why do you hate me leader-sama?”
Kaoru rolled his eyes and decided to stare at the window once again, ignoring Kyo.
But Kaoru’s react didn’t stop Kyo, who continued harassing Kaoru, “Huh? Is it because I’m blonde or maybe because I’m hotter than you? No, no, wait, it’s because I’m cooler or because people love me the most? Maybe it is because of my incredible voice or because I’m kawaii. Why?!”
“My God! Kyo shut it up!” As Shinya was getting upset he covered his ears to prevent himself of hearing Kyo’s annoying comments. “You are driving me crazy.”
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Few minutes passed, when …“What time is it?”
“12:36”
“Oh…”
Minutes later.
“What time is it?”
“12:41”
And again.
“What ti…”
“It’s time to throw Kyo from the window if he doesn’t shut up.”
“Got it, Kaoru, just don’t be mean.”
Minutes later.
“What time is it?”
“It’s Die-is-not-fucking-coming p.m., Kyo!” Kaoru finally exploded, but obviously it wasn’t for Kyo’s attitude.
“Oh,” Kyo smiled and then he added, “I knew it. That was what I wanted to hear, that you are mad because your favorite didn’t show up.”
Kyo could get murdered for what he said, but Kaoru was really upset to even pay attention to Kyo’s words.
“Did you say “his favorite”?” Toshiya’s squeak voice was heard from the other side of the room.
“Yup, that’s what I said, Totchi, my friend.”
“But Kaoru loves us equally.” Toshiya’s cracked voice was proof enough that he was about to cry.
“Of course he does Totchi. Don’t listen to Kyo.” Shinya stood up from where he had been seated, and walked through the drum set in Toshiya’s direction. “Kaoru is just mad because Die didn’t show up. But that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t love us.” Shinya reached Toshiya and hugged him while a few tears rolled down in Toshiya’s cheeks.
“Nah, Shinya is just being nice, Totchi, but that is because Shinya is super gay and he is in love with you.” Kyo had to use his arms as a shelter to protect himself from the flying notebook that came in his direction.
“No way!” Shinya and Toshiya opened their mouths. The notebook that Shinya threw had hit Kaoru on the back. Kaoru turned around to face them. First he looked at Shinya, then at Toshiya, and finally he looked at Kyo. Shinya was about to apologize, but Kaoru talked first.
“That’s it. I’ll see you tomorrow, here at the same time. And please be on time.” After stating that, Kaoru walked through the room and left leaving the door open.
Shinya and Toshiya were stupefied. Kaoru had been hit by Shinya, and Shinya was still alive.
“Then I guess that being gay brings you good luck, doesn’t it Shinya?” Kyo had to run out of the room to avoid an angry Shinya.
Since they were the last ones to leave, Shinya and Toshiya cleaned up the mess and then left the room and locked it. Outside, they said goodbye to each other and left to their respective homes.
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…But why? He should have let me know or at least answer his mobile. He ruined our day, the whole practice, he made us waste time. Die screwed everything. Totally, he is into a big shit and he is going to listen to me tomorrow. I’m his best friend; he could have asked me for a day off. Asshole! ...