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Dec 24, 2004 03:26

happy christmas eve kids!  a couple thousand years and a few decades ago today, the virgin mary was going through some pretty hard labor.  i bet jesus was feisty and was one of those 72-hour births that you hear about on talk shows and in the tabloids.  joseph probably didn't cut the umbilical cord--he wasn't the father.  jesus probably bit it off ( Read more... )

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becca_mae_not December 24 2004, 14:09:06 UTC
Thanks for the amusing read.

Happy Christmas!

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arcanejill December 24 2004, 14:24:36 UTC
Dear Christopher Voris,

I love you. Will you lead my new religious denomination? I figure we can give the mormons and the christian scientists a run for their money.
Let me know. We can have mass weddings like the mooneys and I can cry on tv like Tammy Faye while you secretly have parties with prostitutes at the playboy mansion. I think this may be our new calling.

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