If the computer had knee caps, I would break them. I would be the Tanya Harding of the internet. It needs must be beat. At least hotmail. Won't let me check my mail. Crashing explorer every time I try. Gumble grumble.

Pthhphtt.
Damnit.

Alright, here's my beef. Whoever the hell is responsible for unlocking doors, where ever they may be, need to be dropped kicked. What the hell is with unlocking ONLY one side of a double door anyway?? How useless is that?? Are they trying to save time by just doing one? That extra second makes so much difference in their meager lives?? Unlock ( Read more... )

I should charge therapists a commission for future business. Damn, those kids will be scared for life. It was so good. Not to mention some parents will be investing in new underware. Like the guy and his kid who thought that I looked so good they wanted to touch me to see what I was made out of. Hahaha, I let them get real close, before I ( Read more... )

Yes my pretties... hahaha. I've come up with a new way to scare the children tonight, heehee. The approach to our door has a tree beside it with branches over hang the walkway and driveway a little. My plan: to become one of those ghosts that people hang from trees all the time, and when the kiddies come too near, scare the hell out of them! ( Read more... )

Haha, I was listening to Offspring today. Anyhoo, I have to work Friday and Saturday night, so my weekend is going to blow, especially since it's Hallowe'en and I want to scare the children, like I do every year since the social constructs of our.. um.. society, prevent me from cashing in on all of the free candy those little bastards get. But ( Read more... )

Well, I told Joni today that I would write something inspirational today. Something so awe-inspiring it will leave the reader in total and absolute wonder. But instead I've decided to make a list of words I find interesting and amusing. Now, the order they appear isn't necessarily their order of importance, just the order that they came into my ( Read more... )

What the hell?? What is with all these damn internet related thingys always asking for a damn subject!!?? Subject are supposed to eye catching summeries of whatever the viewer is about to read, but damnit all I'm not creative enough to come up with a good subject. And I'm sick and tired of always being asked. I write an email, and what does it ( Read more... )