Mor like just paranoid. He thinks everyone who uses the internet is a hairy male pervert, and therefore all the women I think I'm talking to must be secretly men.
Wait, if everyone on the internet is a hairy male pervert, doesn't that mean you're a hairy male pervert too? Does he know he's living with a hairy male pervert?!!?1?!
Also, when's good for you for the Costa Del Sol thing? I'd throw over school for you anyday ;)
Oh, I completely missed the 'reassure' the boyfriend part and accidentally answered honestly. Damnit, and they told us in Stalking 101 never to admit your true motives to your target.
Would now be a good time to tell you about my dreams about you? No?
I actually did dream about you once, but it wasn't kinky. We were sitting on my bed (fully dressed) drinking wine and laughing. There may have been Jaffa Cakes involved, but no sex (unfortunately). I was quite a nice dream, if uneventful.
If your boyf is being difficult, try directing him towards some nice femmeslash. I find that keeps Mr Dogstail in his place quite nicely. Of course, it won't do anything to lessen his conviction that everyone on the internet is a raging pervert, but it might help to make him realise that this isn't a bad thing.
everyone on the internet is a raging pervert, but it might help to make him realise that this isn't a bad thing.
I have gotten to the conclusion that most people are at least a little bit perverted. Seriously, if someone like me can have as kinky thoughts as I do, I don't even want to know what's going on in some other people's minds. It's not necessarily a bad thing though.
Is he really getting his proverbial knickers in a twist? Silly boys. Granted my ex and I broke up before I became besotted with HP fandom and slash, but I was involved in another fandom (a very het fandom) that revolved around children's books, and he thought it was all a bit dodgy until we had a group challenge that involved writing a story with 20 elements of a sexual nature - i.e. a jacuzzi, tassles, the phrase "You want to put that where?" etc. At that time, I'd yet to write anything more than kissing and was whinging about how I was going to write an actual *OMG* sex story, and he took a look at the list and wrote his own story instead. (Never having read the books, he asked me for names of two characters who would shag. *g*) (And he was (well, is) British, too - from Crawley - lives just south of Tunbridge Wells) It was a totally ridiculous but amusing story, but I had to stop him from writing more stories after he decided that it was rather fun. :) Really, I think he was just trying to show me up
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He just constantly jokes about how everyone on the internet isn't real, and is male and a pervert. And only one of those things is true!
That is so cool, him writing his own story, mine would never do anything like that (even to piss me off). I don't even get listened to when I whinge about writing.
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Is it because I is evil? *g*
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I notice you didn't cave and admit to being a big bristly bloke.
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erm, is that rhetorical? :p
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Also, when's good for you for the Costa Del Sol thing? I'd throw over school for you anyday ;)
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Yes, it does.
I'd throw over school for you anyday
But what about my lovely job? I'll miss the incompetent management, insane customers and piss-poor wages. Oh wait, no I won't. How about Sunday?
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Would now be a good time to tell you about my dreams about you? No?
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Kinky dreams? Not that I'm interested. Ahem.
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If your boyf is being difficult, try directing him towards some nice femmeslash. I find that keeps Mr Dogstail in his place quite nicely. Of course, it won't do anything to lessen his conviction that everyone on the internet is a raging pervert, but it might help to make him realise that this isn't a bad thing.
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I have gotten to the conclusion that most people are at least a little bit perverted. Seriously, if someone like me can have as kinky thoughts as I do, I don't even want to know what's going on in some other people's minds. It's not necessarily a bad thing though.
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Is he really getting his proverbial knickers in a twist? Silly boys. Granted my ex and I broke up before I became besotted with HP fandom and slash, but I was involved in another fandom (a very het fandom) that revolved around children's books, and he thought it was all a bit dodgy until we had a group challenge that involved writing a story with 20 elements of a sexual nature - i.e. a jacuzzi, tassles, the phrase "You want to put that where?" etc. At that time, I'd yet to write anything more than kissing and was whinging about how I was going to write an actual *OMG* sex story, and he took a look at the list and wrote his own story instead. (Never having read the books, he asked me for names of two characters who would shag. *g*) (And he was (well, is) British, too - from Crawley - lives just south of Tunbridge Wells) It was a totally ridiculous but amusing story, but I had to stop him from writing more stories after he decided that it was rather fun. :) Really, I think he was just trying to show me up ( ... )
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That is so cool, him writing his own story, mine would never do anything like that (even to piss me off). I don't even get listened to when I whinge about writing.
Oh, he knows about the slash in a way...
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