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[kaboom172]

A quick Christmas list for the English language...

1. Gender-Neutral Third Person Pronouns: This is largely thanks to my Phil-'n-Soc TA, who threatened to mark me down on my papers if I continued to use all masculine pronouns. Apparently even philosophy must meet the day's standard of Political Correctitivity, which means I am obligated to adapt

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Motley Crue likes umlauts too

[sardonic_artery]

Clearly undergrad papers hold the keys to a fair society in the future.

[tiny_dancers]

In Guitar Hero II-- there's a character named Lars Umlaut.

He's fat.