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[kaboomlawyered]

[ Um...

Here, Johto-- Marshall is just, uh, a little confused. The last thing he remembers is getting ready to slap Barney and then he wakes in a dark cell with a little three-handed monkey-thing and is given instructions to change into a uniform.

Only problem besides him not being in his apartment and being all alone? This uniform happens ...

Comments

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[hewhosurvives]

I think you have more to worry about than, uh, trying to put whoever's behind this in jail.

[ Like the whole "new-world" thing. And the skirt. ]

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[hewhosurvives]

[ and a matching 'stache, 'course. ]

I wouldn't hold your breath on that one, but good luck, I guess?

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[kaboomlawyered]

[ not to mention some nice flannel shirts. ]

Thank you. [ he will def need it. ]

Oh, and I'm Marshall by the way. Marshall Eriksen.

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[hewhosurvives]

[ he's already got that covered, AWW YEAH. ]

Oh, uh. I'm Junpei. [ No last name because he doesn't actually get one he's being cautious for once! ] And...welcome to the world of Pokémon.

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[kaboomlawyered]

... Thanks? [ /unsure forever ]

Oh, hey, do you know anything about Team Rocket? Is it like NASA?

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[hewhosurvives]

Team Rocket? [ Think think think....god, it's been a long time since he's played this game. ]

Weren't they the ones who wanted to steal all the Pokémon? Yeah, you had to stop them to win the game, or something like that.

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[kaboomlawyered]

Aww, man. So I'm one of the bad guys?

I thought I'd be an astronaut or something.

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[hewhosurvives]

You're a member of Team Rocket? [ Somehow, you didn't fit his profile. Not to mention... ] Wait, why's Team Rocket even here? Weren't they in, uh.....that other place?

An astronaut? Well, I guess I can see that, what with the whole 'rocket' thing. Sorry your dreams blasted away, man.

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[kaboomlawyered]

[ brb loling forever ]

What other place?

So what am I, then? It's not an ... all-girls thing, right? [ that would explain the mini-skirt rofl ]

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[hewhosurvives]

You know....the one the game was about. [ Something with a K, maybe...? Fuck it; he can't remember. ]

You're a...thief, I guess. Pretty sure there's other guys.

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[kaboomlawyered]

Yeah, I never played the game. [ He was more of a platform gamer. \o/ ]

A ... thief? But I-- I donate to charity. I'm not a bad guy.

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[hewhosurvives]

Well, I guess it was pretty old, even when I was a kid.

Yeah, they steal things and beat up children. [ He feels this is an accurate description. ] I'm not the one who signed you up for Team Rocket.

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[kaboomlawyered]

What? I can't beat up kids! My wife is a kindergarten teacher-- that'd be like if Yoda was really on the Dark Side while he was training Luke.

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[hewhosurvives]

...Did you just compare yourself to Yoda? [ Seriously, who is this guy? ]

But if it's not your thing, you can probably quit.

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[kaboomlawyered]

Kind of.

How do I quit? I can't seem to find a contact number for my boss...

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[hewhosurvives]

I think you'd be more a C3PO than anything.

Don't ask me; I don't know any more than the basics. Try asking around?