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[kabukichoqueen]

They have TV!!!!!

But they're expensive.
And the people don't like it when you squish your face on the glass window to watch.

... and there's no drama at 4.

Comments

[deathtohijikata]

China, we need to get our hands on one of those TVs.

This is a police action. Use of force is authorized, should they resist the requisitioning. Just don't break the television.

[deathtohijikata]

...

Maybe we can force hire force people to act in a 4 o'clock drama.

[kabukichoqueen]

Can I break your head?

[evilafterall]

A tv ? Here in this barren city ?

[kabukichoqueen]

Yeah, Mary. I don't think they have the Sparkly Princess channel though. Sorry.

[evilafterall]

Giving me a name to share with the Virgin Mother. How thoughtful of you. I wonder how she would feel about me sharing it.

[kabukichoqueen]

Virgin who? Is she that fat, old lady who keeps adopting kids from poor countries?

She'll probably hurl dishes at you and tell you to stop raiding her panty drawer.

[officer_orcot]

I don't imagine most stores like cleaning greasy face goo off their windows after someone's pressed their mug against it.

[kabukichoqueen]

Mug? Why would I want to press a mug on it?

[mayo_maniac]

That's what jobs are for.

And if you can't find dramas at 4, you're on the infomercial channel.

[deathtohijikata]

You still upset that they don't broadcast Pretty Magical Girl Cutey Cure Five here?

[mayo_maniac]

No.

I'm upset they don't broadcast The Day I Died I Became an Incredibly Sex-Obsessed Beast with Multiple Tentacles and Great Dental.

[kabukichoqueen]

There's no infomercial channel either. Unless sparkly dot A was trying to sell sparkly dot B some double burgers and they talk in "kssshhhh kssshhh" noises.