Survey time.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
01 | Growing old and decrepit and oogly.
02 | Massive pits of bugs that will squish beneath my bare feet.
03 | The freaky ass pockets of void in the world.
THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
01 | Why people don't seem to apply logic to much of anything.
02 | Why people spell the word 'turret' as 'turrent' no matter what fucking message board or game I play or visit with the god damn things in them! THE WORD IS 'TURRET' YOU GOD DAMN PLEBS.
03 | Again, in games online (since I've been dealing with them out of boredom like a mother fuck as of late!) Why does someone always go 'omg d00d i pwn3d u so bad!!1!!' when you obviously have less health than them and are outnumbered six to one? Why? Whhhhhhyyyy? God damn Imperials...Grr!
THREE THINGS I'D LIKE TO LEARN
01 | Some uber-badass martial art.
02 | Even more about digital design. Coloring from base is what I'm further exploring now. Unf!
03 | The force. Oh yes...the force.
THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
01 | Small white wifebeater. (I look like trailer trash!)
02 | Old navy loose fit jeans. (Or preppie!)
03 | White socks! (Just gay.)
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
01 | Digital camera.
02 | Cell phone.
03 | Syringe.
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
01 | Find a way to sneak into heaven.
02 | Enter the matrix.
03 | Unlock my violent psychic potential. Maybe in ten easy steps.
THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
01 | Scathing.
02 | Bitey.
03 | Analytical.
THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
01 | I'm...BITEY! Chomp chomp!
02 | I hate people who can't process a load of information that's blatant and clear and come to a logical solution.
03 | I have trouble allowing myself to surrender control to even people who I should trust with my life.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
01 | Mental Instability.
02 | A frightening intuitiveness and leaning towards the supernatural and odd.
03 | Agressive personalities.
THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
01 | Erf...I uhhh...
02 | See, the thing is...
03 | Pass.
THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
01 | I have an ass that many, many people seem to like. I think it's too big.
02 | Big, thick man thighs of doom. All muscle, but eef!
03 | Complexion, though where I work is the major factor in that.
THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU (well they'll know it NOW, won't they?)
01 | I am a very, very violent person.
02 | I believe aliens are real and I may have been abducted before. Unf.
03 | I think my cock looks best when someone is choking on it.
THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
01 | Good times.
02 | Fuck-shit-ass-fuck-damn, you fucking cock.
03 | I know.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO
01 | Japan.
02 | ---
03 | ---
THREE NAMES THAT YOU GO BY
01 | Dan
02 | Goat
03 | Mister Goat
THREE IM SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE OR HAD
01 | HungryGoat
02 | Mr. Furious
03 | Kadengoat
THREE POP IDOLS YOU ADORE
01 | You.
02 | Fucking.
03 | Wish.
THREE POP IDOLS YOU COULD PUSH OFF A CLIFF
01 | Spears.
02 | All boybands.
03 | All of the people on American Idol, even though some had good voices.
THE BEST THREE COLOURS
01 | Black
02 | Crimson
03 | Emerald
THE BEST THREE CLASSES TAKEN
01 | Technology and ethics.
02 | Psych I
03 | That's it.
THE WORST THREE CLASSES TAKEN
01 | Fundamental 2D design (Stupid professor! Stupid subject!)
02 | Anthropology (Idiotic professor who took time out of every class to go into the matter of him being French Canadian.)
03 | Computer Literacy (Sure, I'll waste my time and pay to take a class that teaches assclowns how to use Microsoft office. PR my ass! Where's my competency test?)
THE BEST THREE THINGS ABOUT BEING ONLINE
01 | I can talk to the coyote and my wolf.
02 | Information everywhere! I love it!
03 | Roleplay, online games, google.
THE WORST THREE THINGS ABOUT BEING ONLINE
01 | ppl who tyep liek dis lolol ur so kewl..
02 | When you don't have it, you really notice it.
03 | Pop-ups that spawn more and the necessity for software to deal with such.
THREE THINGS THAT MATTER TO YOU MOST
01 | My few close loved ones, who live far away of course.
02 | Good drinks and good food. What of it?
03 | Discovery and thought.
THREE LITTLE WORDS
01 | Unf.
02 | Spleen.
03 | Piss.
THREE BAD WORDS
01 | Bling.
02 | Betrayal.
03 | Try.
THREE LONG AND HARD TO SPELL WORDS
01 | Icouldwastemytimeandlookupsomeofthisshit
02 | Butireallydonotthinkitisworthit
03 | Anditallendsuplookinglikeauselessjumbleofletterswhichitreallyis
(Borrowed from Kierstal, since I'm too lazy for such things, heh.)
THREE YOUR MIND NEO
01 | Pepsi vanilla is awesome, yet Vanilla Coke sucks. I think this may have to do with the positioning of the names. Pepsi + a little bit of vanilla vs. Vanilla + a little bit of Coke.
02 | Tacos.
03 | If only I had a decent base engine to create an MMOG on. Oy.