my game plan
Gabe and I...talking sillyness
JB Kader: hey hey
ixfellxvictim: heyyy!
JB Kader: how goes
ixfellxvictim: pretty good
(unnecessary convo)
JB Kader: so i finished all the rome episodes thus far
JB Kader: pretty nifty. if not explicitly pornographic
ixfellxvictim: haha
JB Kader: not something i'd recommend to small children
JB Kader: or adults...or anyone
JB Kader: but cool otherwise
ixfellxvictim: lol
ixfellxvictim: ya i liked the first long one
ixfellxvictim: the 52 minute one or whatever
JB Kader: that was alright. i liked the 2nd best so far
ixfellxvictim: hmm i needa watch it
JB Kader: it focuses more on veranus and pollus
JB Kader: i think that's their names
ixfellxvictim: ya
JB Kader: lucius veranus and titus pollus
JB Kader: cool names. roman names are always nifty
JB Kader: like claudius and commodus...cassius.
JB Kader: hehe
ixfellxvictim: hah ya
JB Kader: gee. i hope my wife likes roman
ixfellxvictim: ya cause or else she would be screwed
JB Kader: haha yeah. or i'd be banned from naming the children
ixfellxvictim: hahah
JB Kader: one or the other
ixfellxvictim: ya
ixfellxvictim: well, good kluck with that
ixfellxvictim: take an anciet rome class
JB Kader: haha yeah...first..a wife...then pregnation...then naming!!
ixfellxvictim: ahh pregnation...
JB Kader: then..adoption and divorce..but no one needs to know about that
ixfellxvictim: haha
ixfellxvictim: at least you have a plan
JB Kader: haha
JB Kader: as long as i get a giant cake and get to name kids...im cool
ixfellxvictim: dont forget about presents
JB Kader: hah pshh. those presents are mainly for the women
ixfellxvictim: ya...
JB Kader: blender, hampers..that kinda shit. what does a guy need with that
ixfellxvictim: and kitchen suppliesm (aka for the woman)
ixfellxvictim: lol
ixfellxvictim: well jjustin, for your wedding, ill get you porn..and beer. or a new tv or something
ixfellxvictim: computer games!
JB Kader: hahah. i dont drink and if needed i could find porn... but a new tv...now that'd be dandy.
ixfellxvictim: cool
ixfellxvictim: hey, anything to distract yourself form your new wife
JB Kader: haha basically
ixfellxvictim: lol
JB Kader: im gonna divorce in 9 monthes anyway
ixfellxvictim: hah why nine months justin?!
JB Kader: cause...pregnation takes 9 monthes...then i name...then adoption..then divorce.. damn! stay on the same page
ixfellxvictim: oh ok. but do you have to impregnate her right away?
ixfellxvictim: just..practice for a while...
JB Kader: ...the sooner the better. the sooner i pregnate..the sooner i name
JB Kader: the the cycle starts over again.
ixfellxvictim: the sooner you pregnate?!
JB Kader: the sooner i get a baby...the sooner i can name it
ixfellxvictim: ya
ixfellxvictim: can i be your third wife?
JB Kader: i was thinking number 4 but i guess i can move kristen kreuk down a notch
ixfellxvictim: haha
ixfellxvictim: riiight
JB Kader: hell if im gonna dream...dream big
ixfellxvictim: i doubt youll want her after jeremy rapes and impregnates her
JB Kader: ...bah. he'll be dead before then
ixfellxvictim: haha how so?
ixfellxvictim: i dont get where that fits in
JB Kader: if im gonna dream....dream big
ixfellxvictim: lol
ixfellxvictim: well, if i can be third, i can die happy
JB Kader: okay fine
ixfellxvictim: yay!
JB Kader: list o wives.
1. Bea Arthur...cause that'd be friggin rad..
ixfellxvictim: weird.. and eww
JB Kader: hahha
JB Kader: that would be the craziest thing ever!
ixfellxvictim: and dry...and weird
JB Kader: okay
JB Kader: haha
ixfellxvictim: 2?
JB Kader: jk
JB Kader: 1. some random chick i met on the corner of 5th and chestnut.
2. the psyc girl
3. The chick my brother is/was boning (aka you)
4. Kristen Kreuk
5. Rebecca Romain Stamos
6. Princess Leia from StarWars
7. Tom Welling
8. Jesus
9. Kate Hudson
10.A turtle
ixfellxvictim: ahaha nice
JB Kader: it's a very difficult list to compile... but as i've said...dreaming big
ixfellxvictim: i came before tom welling! and jesus! fuck yes
JB Kader: haha, yeah. i figure by the time i hit my 7th wife. men will be able to be impregnated. and by the 8th we will be time travelling
ixfellxvictim: lol
JB Kader: otherwise those two would so be number 1 and 2. but you'd still be my third
ixfellxvictim: niftyness
JB Kader: btw...i gotta post this list on lj... i think if it for the best.
ixfellxvictim: well yeah. i mean, if these poeple are gunna find out, what better way then via LJ?
JB Kader: heck yeah
JB Kader: jesus uses lj all the time
ixfellxvictim: ...and kristen kruek checks yours all the time
JB Kader: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jesus/ im not kidding
ixfellxvictim: hahaha
ixfellxvictim: fucking awesome
JB Kader: hahah. bored. was going to return to my children today, but they're still all being dicks
JB Kader: hahah
JB Kader: yes!
ixfellxvictim: lol
JB Kader: that rawks... haha
ixfellxvictim: hehe.
JB Kader: well number 3.. i think it is time i departed. i have allergies that make me ill and gots the school think early in teh morning
ixfellxvictim: aww
ixfellxvictim: good luck! night night
JB Kader: nighty night. don'
JB Kader: t let the bed bugs bite
ixfellxvictim: lol
JB Kader: ...yeah close
JB Kader: hey hey
ixfellxvictim: heyyy!
JB Kader: how goes
ixfellxvictim: pretty good
(unnecessary convo)
JB Kader: so i finished all the rome episodes thus far
JB Kader: pretty nifty. if not explicitly pornographic
ixfellxvictim: haha
JB Kader: not something i'd recommend to small children
JB Kader: or adults...or anyone
JB Kader: but cool otherwise
ixfellxvictim: lol
ixfellxvictim: ya i liked the first long one
ixfellxvictim: the 52 minute one or whatever
JB Kader: that was alright. i liked the 2nd best so far
ixfellxvictim: hmm i needa watch it
JB Kader: it focuses more on veranus and pollus
JB Kader: i think that's their names
ixfellxvictim: ya
JB Kader: lucius veranus and titus pollus
JB Kader: cool names. roman names are always nifty
JB Kader: like claudius and commodus...cassius.
JB Kader: hehe
ixfellxvictim: hah ya
JB Kader: gee. i hope my wife likes roman
ixfellxvictim: ya cause or else she would be screwed
JB Kader: haha yeah. or i'd be banned from naming the children
ixfellxvictim: hahah
JB Kader: one or the other
ixfellxvictim: ya
ixfellxvictim: well, good kluck with that
ixfellxvictim: take an anciet rome class
JB Kader: haha yeah...first..a wife...then pregnation...then naming!!
ixfellxvictim: ahh pregnation...
JB Kader: then..adoption and divorce..but no one needs to know about that
ixfellxvictim: haha
ixfellxvictim: at least you have a plan
JB Kader: haha
JB Kader: as long as i get a giant cake and get to name kids...im cool
ixfellxvictim: dont forget about presents
JB Kader: hah pshh. those presents are mainly for the women
ixfellxvictim: ya...
JB Kader: blender, hampers..that kinda shit. what does a guy need with that
ixfellxvictim: and kitchen suppliesm (aka for the woman)
ixfellxvictim: lol
ixfellxvictim: well jjustin, for your wedding, ill get you porn..and beer. or a new tv or something
ixfellxvictim: computer games!
JB Kader: hahah. i dont drink and if needed i could find porn... but a new tv...now that'd be dandy.
ixfellxvictim: cool
ixfellxvictim: hey, anything to distract yourself form your new wife
JB Kader: haha basically
ixfellxvictim: lol
JB Kader: im gonna divorce in 9 monthes anyway
ixfellxvictim: hah why nine months justin?!
JB Kader: cause...pregnation takes 9 monthes...then i name...then adoption..then divorce.. damn! stay on the same page
ixfellxvictim: oh ok. but do you have to impregnate her right away?
ixfellxvictim: just..practice for a while...
JB Kader: ...the sooner the better. the sooner i pregnate..the sooner i name
JB Kader: the the cycle starts over again.
ixfellxvictim: the sooner you pregnate?!
JB Kader: the sooner i get a baby...the sooner i can name it
ixfellxvictim: ya
ixfellxvictim: can i be your third wife?
JB Kader: i was thinking number 4 but i guess i can move kristen kreuk down a notch
ixfellxvictim: haha
ixfellxvictim: riiight
JB Kader: hell if im gonna dream...dream big
ixfellxvictim: i doubt youll want her after jeremy rapes and impregnates her
JB Kader: ...bah. he'll be dead before then
ixfellxvictim: haha how so?
ixfellxvictim: i dont get where that fits in
JB Kader: if im gonna dream....dream big
ixfellxvictim: lol
ixfellxvictim: well, if i can be third, i can die happy
JB Kader: okay fine
ixfellxvictim: yay!
JB Kader: list o wives.
1. Bea Arthur...cause that'd be friggin rad..
ixfellxvictim: weird.. and eww
JB Kader: hahha
JB Kader: that would be the craziest thing ever!
ixfellxvictim: and dry...and weird
JB Kader: okay
JB Kader: haha
ixfellxvictim: 2?
JB Kader: jk
JB Kader: 1. some random chick i met on the corner of 5th and chestnut.
2. the psyc girl
3. The chick my brother is/was boning (aka you)
4. Kristen Kreuk
5. Rebecca Romain Stamos
6. Princess Leia from StarWars
7. Tom Welling
8. Jesus
9. Kate Hudson
10.A turtle
ixfellxvictim: ahaha nice
JB Kader: it's a very difficult list to compile... but as i've said...dreaming big
ixfellxvictim: i came before tom welling! and jesus! fuck yes
JB Kader: haha, yeah. i figure by the time i hit my 7th wife. men will be able to be impregnated. and by the 8th we will be time travelling
ixfellxvictim: lol
JB Kader: otherwise those two would so be number 1 and 2. but you'd still be my third
ixfellxvictim: niftyness
JB Kader: btw...i gotta post this list on lj... i think if it for the best.
ixfellxvictim: well yeah. i mean, if these poeple are gunna find out, what better way then via LJ?
JB Kader: heck yeah
JB Kader: jesus uses lj all the time
ixfellxvictim: ...and kristen kruek checks yours all the time
JB Kader: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jesus/ im not kidding
ixfellxvictim: hahaha
ixfellxvictim: fucking awesome
JB Kader: hahah. bored. was going to return to my children today, but they're still all being dicks
JB Kader: hahah
JB Kader: yes!
ixfellxvictim: lol
JB Kader: that rawks... haha
ixfellxvictim: hehe.
JB Kader: well number 3.. i think it is time i departed. i have allergies that make me ill and gots the school think early in teh morning
ixfellxvictim: aww
ixfellxvictim: good luck! night night
JB Kader: nighty night. don'
JB Kader: t let the bed bugs bite
ixfellxvictim: lol
JB Kader: ...yeah close