Today in "Does this story exist?"

[kadharonon]

Migration Patterns of the Modern Vampire. It should obviously be a short story masquerading as a scientific article. Written by a bunch of scientists who stuck tracking devices in vampires to check their migration patterns, and kept getting confused by their data because no vampire can ACTUALLY fly that far that fast, at least not based on

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[sea_of_tethys]

That is awesome.