because everyone should update when they go to the hospital:

[kadiebugoo7]

i, katie, being intelligent only in the ways that don't matter, have a pretty gnarly fleshwound

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[brandymcclure]

*hug

[wanderingme]

um, why did he think you were a stripper?

[kadiebugoo7]

good question!

i said something about how i was bummed cause i won't be able to shake anyone's hand for awhile, and he was like
'o, you give hand shakes? good ones?'

the only thing i could think was that i was wearing a spagetti strap tank top, and a scoatch of cleavage was showing. but i had on jeans and, i mean, i hadn't taken a shower that day but still, its not like i was wearing a wig or lace or too much eye makeup.

i asked for a blanket afterwards to cover myself.