On myyyy minnnddddddd
Hahahaha there was totally a real emo fuck in my creative writing class. And of course no one got my totally rad poems. I need to read my history book because the teacher will totally make fun of me if I don't.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
fffffffffffuck no it is dark I am doing this backwards FYI so like responses may reference ones in the future.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
No thanks.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The little logo before enemy of the state.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
7:27
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
7:27
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
What do you mean hear the computer? Like fan noises? or like does music not count under it because the computer is playing it? I mean I am wearing headphones so it is all I hear, that is a dumb question, faggot.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Like 6:35 on my way from the truck to the house
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
I'm still looking at ruth's IM window and journal, high res plus Fx extensions for the win.
9. What are you wearing?
Tight jeans for my tight ass and a blue shirt to hide the tears. Also semen.
10. Did you dream last night?
Noooo.
11. When did you last laugh?
Just then, I am hilarious seriously.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Wood panels. I am too clever for you.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
ur mom lol
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It is pretty lame.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Lord of War
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Buggatti Veryon
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
On the sock vein, I wear grey because they last the longest as far as coloring.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Fucking jews, you know what I am saying.
19. Do you like to dance?
I am a white male thank you no.
20. George Bush:
Is a faggot. I would know.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Katherine, I mean seriously I'm not thinking hard about this and working backwards.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Thomas Servo. Ohoho I am terrible
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Anywhere except for the south, fucking niggers.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I'm totally all rude and shit saying man what the fuck where who what?
25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:
I am way too nice.