TF2 Conversation Quotes (Part 1)

Nov 18, 2009 23:23



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Foxy • Darien: you would not believe the shit daqs was giving me at the sydney meet for drinking my scotch with coke
Foxy • Darien:
panic! | Stranger: Hahahaha
panic! | Stranger: I take it he drinks it straight?
Foxy • Darien: yup
Foxy • Darien: he's 2cool4school
Foxy • Darien: and even LIN was drinking it straight once we goth im drunk
Foxy • Darien: *got
Foxy • Darien: that's so demoralising
panic! | Stranger: lol

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panic! | Sorciere: Though I wouldn't mind visiting you to see your new apartment at some stage!
panic! | Dukotoja: that would be great
panic! | Dukotoja: ill want it all done and looking nice first
panic! | Dukotoja: and you have to stay away from my bed
panic! | Sorciere: lol?
panic! | Sorciere: No sexile? :p
panic! | Dukotoja: you said you where going to break it
panic! | Sorciere: ahahahaha
panic! | Sorciere: I totally will
panic! | Sorciere: But in a good way!
panic! | Dukotoja: ...
panic! | Sorciere: That should be some consolation...
panic! | Dukotoja: this is so wrong!
panic! | Sorciere: Only if you have a dirty mind!
panic! | Sorciere: DO YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND
panic! | Dukotoja: i dont think i can interpert it in a non dirty way
panic! | Sorciere: I'm going to bounce on it - ALONE - until it breaks.
panic! | Sorciere: Voila!
panic! | Dukotoja: how is that a consolation for me?
panic! | Sorciere: Or open/close it until it breaks. Also alone.
panic! | Sorciere: It... I'll be cute while I do it?
panic! | Dukotoja: your not talking your way out of this
panic! | Dukotoja: i think its best if you NEVER COME TO MY HOUSE EVER
panic! | Sorciere: *cries*
panic! | Sorciere: See, if you were like the other guys, I could promise to do it in pigtails.
panic! | Sorciere: OH HEY
panic! | Sorciere: Maybe I can dress up as a sexy librarian!?
panic! | Dukotoja: *facedesk*

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panic! | Sorciere: (Lol, that just reminded me - I came back to the desk a while ago and Digit said, "I'm slutting for retro" and I was like "Oh honey, you're such a slut!" - and then I leaned over and saw the chat window he had open with retro! eggo and eggo had just told him that the join password for the game was 'penis', and I was like... "errrr")

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panic! | FAILGENTLEMAN: cheese basket?
panic! | Minitomato!: Yeah, a hamper of some kind would probably go down well. :)
panic! | FAILGENTLEMAN: hump her?
panic! | FAILGENTLEMAN: you are so dirty
panic! | FAILGENTLEMAN: i cant get her that as a gift
panic! | FAILGENTLEMAN: arg
panic! | FAILGENTLEMAN: why do all our conversations go this way?
panic! | Minitomato!: ...
panic! | FAILGENTLEMAN: lets just forget i made that joke
panic! | Minitomato!: BECAUSE YOU DELIBERATELY MISREAD MY WORDS
panic! | Minitomato!: You're a bad, bad man.
panic! | Minitomato!: And not even in a good way. :p
panic! | FAILGENTLEMAN: :(
panic! | FAILGENTLEMAN: /cry

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panic! | Sorciere: Something big was riding on me looking good.
Spastic Novice: omg really?
panic! | Sorciere: And I was like "I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOES WHERE"

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