So, Dudes and Dudettes, I have found my perfect match. Last night I was talking to a girl and we both exchanged ideas at different times about the future and present. The girl cooks Italian and played soccer. I said: "If you are a Roll Tide fan, I am going to have to marry you." Ironically enough she was. So I was like ahaha, well when I turn 24-25 ( Read more... )

So here is a conversation I had with the Sonic Lady inside those menus they have. She was either High, Drunk, or just a complete moron ( Read more... )

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So I was browsing myspace today, and I went to my cousin, Megen's profile. She is a pretty successful radio personality in NC and she is only 26 and even has won a National Award. Well she posted this on her blog and it really sort of hit home with my past school year. I wouldn't say everything is exactly the same...like buying a house....but the ( Read more... )

So this one time I went to blockbuster and I stuck my penis in the video return slot and asked the workers there: "Have you seen this? Is This any good?"....."Do back on Tuesday? Ok."

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So today started off shitty. I woke up and I was not able to send texts. I also couldn't recieve calls, and when I called someone it showed up restricted. Well early this morning Verizon went down all across TN and it affect some numbers in weird ways. I hate Verizon. So in two weeks I will be switching to Cingular. Here is the employee plan ( Read more... )