The key to having a child is to be stern from the get-go. As soon as she pops out, you better learn her well on responsibilty and bill-paying. That way she'll have A1 credit for her whole life and will have an easy time acquiring an apartment/car/cell phone etc.
12 years old is a good time to kick them out of the nest. Freelance writing is an easy profession to get into - so take her down to the intern office at the Gazette and get her a spot in the Home & Gardening column. Then, when she wins the Pulitzer Prize at 14, you can just leech off of her wealth.
i'm all about that first part...she'll have mommy as an example of what happens when you ruin yr credit...i mean all i have to do is tell her that screwing it up will lead to driving a RIO...that should scare the hell out of anyone...
as for this pulitzer prize thing, we're banking on her being REALLY cute so we can make her become a child actor and then leeching off her wealth from that...how terrible of a mother would that make me?...if you say "not so much", then i KNEW it was a good idea...if you say "that's pretty shitty", then i was TOTALLY kidding...
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12 years old is a good time to kick them out of the nest. Freelance writing is an easy profession to get into - so take her down to the intern office at the Gazette and get her a spot in the Home & Gardening column. Then, when she wins the Pulitzer Prize at 14, you can just leech off of her wealth.
Damn! I should be a father.
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as for this pulitzer prize thing, we're banking on her being REALLY cute so we can make her become a child actor and then leeching off her wealth from that...how terrible of a mother would that make me?...if you say "not so much", then i KNEW it was a good idea...if you say "that's pretty shitty", then i was TOTALLY kidding...
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