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DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKbut seriously, let's all go be drunk zombies. i have blood, i might have spirit gum and paint later. if anything, just rip a shirt and shuffle around a little bit. it's not like you'll be the one who looks weird. it's fucking ( Read more... )

people who don't know how to conduct themselves in public places remind me of the overly excitable dogs that come into work. when dogs lack all emotional restraint and wag their tails with such ferocity that their whole body is thrown off balance and utter uncontrollable high-pitched whimpers suggesting total neural overload, you can't help but ( Read more... )

shitty malaria paper: done ( Read more... )

I WANT MY WORK REVIEEEEWWWWWWWW ( Read more... )

i am making a silk spectre I costume for the watchmen premiere.

my materials are as follows: yellow xxl mens t-shirt, womens satin black button-up, black hose and knee-high boots.

total cost: $15

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so much win.

i want to make a mithras costume so bad. mostly because i want his badass cape. is that the entire cosmos hidden underneath his cape? yes, i believe it is. also, because i see his double tunic translating really well into a cute, girly tunic with tiny white stars and a high gold waistband. not slutty mithras, just adorable little girl mithras.

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i want to be a teacher now. i want a real job and a real apartment with real furniture and my own appliances ( Read more... )

dear sarah vaughan ( Read more... )