CHEF SHIKAKU

[kagekubishibari]

Yoshino is having a really hard time copin' with things so I actually volunteered to cook tonight. BE AMAZED BY MY AWESOME CHEF SKILLZ! I'm probably going to crank up the grill or somethin... whatcha want to eat Shika? Want to invite your friends over for steaks?

*big ass grin*

--Shikaku (Master of Shadows and Manly Cooking)

Comments

[lazy_shadows]

Are you going to wear the pink apron that says "kiss the cook"? *Laughs ass off*

*Clears throat and points to icon* Since when did you consider yourself 'gorgeous'? That's a scary thought old man.

[cho_phat]

Dude, stfu. He's cooking FOOD.

[lazy_shadows]

If it barks at me I'm not touching it. The way he cooks steaks it'll still be out in the pasture looking in my general direction.

[cho_phat]

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That mental image was so ewww, I don't even have words. That is SICK, man. I'd probably still eat it.