"How about we both pretend to be girls?" "Online solicitations of minors is strictly prohibited by law, we're tracing your IP address now." "IRL sounds a lot better, huh? What's your phone number?" (I could see this one being priceless) "I'm too tired to cyber, can you do all the work?"
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: turn me on You: Okay You: Do you run on batteries or outlets? Stranger: ugh fuck u Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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"How about we both pretend to be girls?"
"Online solicitations of minors is strictly prohibited by law, we're tracing your IP address now."
"IRL sounds a lot better, huh? What's your phone number?" (I could see this one being priceless)
"I'm too tired to cyber, can you do all the work?"
I could go on :D
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: turn me on
You: Okay
You: Do you run on batteries or outlets?
Stranger: ugh fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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