Tonight's Epiphany (Will Not Be What You Think)

[kahlan]

I have finally figured out why my husband is allergic to pork.

It is his body's self-defense mechanism against canibalism.

This HAS to be the only explanation.....

Comments

[seanpatfannon]

Er... ouch!?

[kahlan]

Eh, not really. I call him a pig all the time. :D

Guess it's a good thing I like pork... lol.

[lordrahl]

...because men are pigs??? :P

[kahlan]

No, because my husband specifically is a pig. Moreso than most men, but in a unique, annoying but still sort of secretly cute-ish sort of way that simultaneously makes me wonder why I bother with him at all, and is actually kinda sort of endearing when he isn't overdoing it.

But I do not mean men in general, because most men aren't actually alergic to pork like my husband is.