Maxwell Smart

[kahnsonite]

I use to dream of flying.

Now I haven't had such a dream in a long time.
Not even lucid dreams.

I think about dreaming of things - escaping to a false reality. But I

Comments

[angel_the_punk]

lawrance you are so incredibly awesome, don't ever stop.

i have two things to say to you

1. i am so jealous of you for having that shirt

2. weren't we supposed to watch nina turtles? hah, shredder is awesome.

[kahnsonite]

1) Everyone should be jealous :)

2) Shredder is FREAKING awesome... whenever you want to watch it just lemme
know

DOn't DO Drugs

[moonrock_mambo]

i think, i think, yes.
I love you man.

[kahnsonite]

Oh soulmate... where have you been lately? I can never seem to find you!

[tranosaurus]

I like Costco. That's where I get my gas sometimes. I wish I had a shirt that says eh. You're beautiful Lawrence.

Remember that time in 6th grade I kicked people in the balls? Or that one time I put paint in Aaron's seat? What about that other time I threw a tray into a bunch of oncoming cars? There was also that one time we were following some hot "Bid Day" chicks and there were annoying, ugly, annoyingly ugly girls following us and singing? Good times we had.

[kahnsonite]

I love Costco. It is where I get my gas for the mostpart. I know you wish you had a shirt that said 'eh.' You're not so bad looking yourself with your gorgeous locks.

I remember you pointed out 'Gay Mart'... and you talked about how you wanted to see what was inside... you queer.

But the hotsauce in the car lot was funny

[tranosaurus]

I don't seem to remember wanting to see what was inside. As I recall it was you who wanted to stop the bus to check it out.

[kahnsonite]

You were the one who pointed that shit out... and then... said i wonder if that Bum is gay... hhmm let's try to 'get off'

you bodaciously queering queer.

The gallon of juice was funny too

[kenjigirl]

ummm you should bring your "eh" shirt to sd when you come.

i pee in the shower. but you dont have to imagine it if you don't want to.

-kenji

[kahnsonite]

Oh, don't you worry Kenji. I will bring the "eh" shirt when I travel to the SD. AND I think, for the moment, I will refrain from imagining the peeing.

-Lawrence

urination

[kenjigirl]

me: hey lawrence im going to go pee while you're on the phone!
you: okay...
me: omg do you hear that?? lawrence guess what im doing!!
you: um...peeing...
me: lawrence!! How did you KNOW?!?!
^ member that convo?

BlaH

annd i think. the last time you called me. to wish me a happy belated...sank you...umm we had a discussion about girls peeing. yes. it is the reason why i wear shower shoes.

i've realized. the subject of urination is a large basis for our friendship.

that being said. im sure you've imagined me peeing at some point.

tee hee. good bye little asian.

Re: urination

[kahnsonite]

I remember that convo... of course!

I remember you peeing too... drunk ass g-funk.

And as soon as I read that... I envisioned some kind of peeing from your "v" area... most amusing... but not preferable.

*sigh*

You are cool Kenji.

Nuff said. Cool.