Heechul Meets EXO
A/N: Based off of this tweet Heechul gets to formally meet the boys of EXO.
Heechul had been in one of the on-base gyms, running around the inside perimeter of the building with one of the many friends he’d made during his 2 year military time. One of his squad leaders caught him just as he was about to start another lap around the building.
He stopped and saluted, “Yes sir?”
The man nodded, “At ease. You have a call. Since your time is almost up here, the captain has allowed you to take the call in your quarters.”
Heechul nodded and saluted the man again. He watched the Corporal walk back out of the gym, before hurrying to his room and getting the phone.
“Hello?”
“Heechul-hyung?”
Heechul’s eyebrow rose, “Wookie?”
Ryeowook sighed on the other end, “Yes, hyung it’s me. I need to tell you something!”
“What is it, Wookie?”
“There’s been some talk. Apparently the higher-ups are trying to keep you away from EXO, that new rookie group.”
Heechul scoffed, “Wouldn’t be the first time they tried to keep me away from a group.”
He could visualize Wookie on the other end, nodding, “Yes, hyung. But we have their dorm address. We just wanted to warn you. They’ve changed the boys practice schedule so that whenever you’re supposed to be in the building, EXO will be away.”
Heechul smirked, “Well, then I guess I’ll have to make a few special appearances on some shows.”
He could hear the evil grin in Wookie’s tone, “Shindongie-hyung just so happened to get a glance- and a picture- of their schedule for the next few weeks.”
Heechul grinned, “Wookie, I’m proud of you. Thanks for the heads up.”
“No problem, hyung! Can’t wait for you to come back!”
After saying goodbye, Heechul sat at his small desk and planned.
2 weeks later, everything was going smooth. Heechul had been discharged and he’d slipped back into idol-life without a hitch. The boys of EXO fell into their new practice times nicely and so far there had been no spotting of Heechul around the rookies.
Unfortunately, everything changed when Kim Youngmin, the new SM CEO, was flying out to Japan for an important meeting.
The boys of EXO had been in one of the large dance rooms, practicing their songs when there was a loud knock on the door. Xiumin paused the music as Suho went to open the door.
Suho opened the door and gasped. The rest of the members turned to see who it was.
Striding into the room was Kim Heechul with a smirk on his face.
“Ah. So these are the cute dongsaengs I’ve been hearing nothing about.”
The boys of EXO arranged themselves in a long line, bowing to their senior.
Heechul’s smirk widened, “Hello, boys. There have been rumors going around about you all hiding from me. Are they true?”
Heechul watched as the 12 boys squirmed, refusing to make eye contact. He kept watching them, wondering how long it would take to break them.
After a few minutes of awkward silence, Heechul raised an eyebrow, “Aren’t you going to introduce yourselves? Wow, they’re really spoiling you rookies. No respect at all for your sunbaes.”
He laughed as they all began speaking at once, all of them shouting their apologies and denials.
When Heechul raised both his hands, their mouths snapped shut. He pointed at Suho, “You. The one who opened the door for me.”
Suho nodded nervously, glancing around at his members as he stepped forward, “Yes, sir. I am Kim Joonmyun, stage name Suho.”
He bowed and stepped back into the line.
Heechul shook his head, “Nuh-uh. Up here.”
The rest of EXO watched with baited breath as Suho nervously shuffled to stand in front of Heechul.
Heechul inspected Suho’s face, mumbling to himself, “Mhm…mhm…OK….very pretty…”
He pecked Suho on the lips quickly, drawing back and licking his lips, “Uh-huh. Very innocent. Ok, you may go back. Next.”
“You,” he pointed at Luhan, “Pretty boy. Up here. Who are you?”
Luhan nervously walked to stand in the spot Suho had abandoned, “My name is Luhan. I’m from Beijing.”
Heechul hummed as he inspected Luhan during his introduction. When Luhan finished talking, Heechul put his head in the crook of Luhan’s neck and pressed a kiss there. He pulled away, “Smells good, yes…Ok you can go back.”
He surveyed the line before pointing at Chanyeol, “You. Tall puppy.”
Chanyeol cleared his throat, “Yes, I’m Chanyeol. I rap in EXO-K.”
Heechul blinked, “Your voice….It’s sexy. Come here.”
Chanyeol bent his head down nervously, wondering what Heechul was going to do to him.
Heechul pressed a soft kiss to Chanyeol’s mouth, pulling away and licking his lips again, “Yes. I like it. Ok, go back.”
“You,” he pointed at Chen.
Chen bowed anxiously, “I am Kim Jongdae, stage name Chen. I’m in EXO-M.”
Heechul nodded, eyes twinkling dangerously and mouth twisting into an evil smirk, “Come, come.”
Chen gulped as Heechul leaned forward.
Heechul surprised them all by roughly grabbing 2 handfuls of Chen’s shirt and pulling him into a rough French kiss. Chen’s eyes slid closed as Heechul’s tongue slipped into his mouth.
After a few minutes, Heechul pulled away, wiping his mouth and grinning, “Oh yes. Very nice. Ok.”
Tao was called for next, “My name is Huang Zitao, stage name Tao. I’m from Qingdao.”
Heechul nodded before spinning the tall Chinaman around and groping his butt, “Hmm…Firm. Alright.”
Next came Xiumin, “I’m Kim Minseok, stage name Xiumin. Eldest of EXO.”
Heechul’s eyes lit up as he eyed Xiumin, “I’ve heard of you. One of my friends in the army has a daughter obsessed with your cheeks. But lately, you’ve gotten pretty thin. You need to eat more. You look thinner than Ryeowook.”
Xiumin was pulled into a tight hug, Heechul’s hands running up and down his thighs.
Heechul pulled away, “Wonderful thighs…”
Baekhyun was next, “I’m Baekhyun, main vocalist in EXO-K.”
Heechul grabbed his crotch, squeezing it, “Nice.”
D.O was eyeing Heechul, “My name is Do Kyungsoo, stage name D.O. Lead vocalist in EXO-K.”
Heechul grabbed D.O by the back of his neck and pulled him forward. D.O’s knees trembled as Heechul sucked on his neck hard enough to leave a mark. When Heechul was satisfied, he pushed Kyungsoo away.
Heechul watched in amusement as Lay bowed a full 90 degrees, “Hello sunbaenim. I am Zhang Yixing but my stage name is Lay. I am the lead dancer in EXO-M.”
Heechul grinned pervertedly, crooking a finger to gesture for Lay to come closer. Lay squeaked as he was pulled into Heechul’s chest, Heechul grabbing his left leg and wrapping it around his waist.
Heechul licked across Lay’s lower lip before trailing kisses down his jaw to his neck. Lay squirmed as Heechul left a huge hickey along his neck, the purple blotch slowly spreading across the entire left side of his neck.
Kai was next, “I’m Kim Jongin, stage name Kai. Lead dancer for EXO-K.”
He blushed prettily as Heechul grabbed his butt and pecked him on the lips. His blush deepened when Heechul winked at him as he walked back to the line.
Sehun kept his head down, “I’m Oh Sehun. Maknae of EXO.”
Heechul’s perverted grin returned, “Maknae, you say? Come here, little Sehunnie.”
Sehun shuffled over to Heechul with his head still down. He winced when Heechul pulled his shirt up and examined his abs.
“Hmm…a little thin but very nice.”
Sehun blushed as Heechul swatted at his butt as he walked back to the line.
Lastly, Kris sauntered forward, “I’m Kris. Leader for EXO-M. Chinese-Canadian.”
Heechul eyed him with a smirk, “Come here.”
Kris bent down and Heechul grabbed his jaws, pulling him in for a rough kiss.
Kris surprised Heechul and his bandmates when he immediately started kissing back, his tongue chasing Heechul’s out of his mouth and into Heechul’s.
They kissed roughly for a few minutes, neither man coming up for air as the 11 boys looked on.
Finally Heechul pulled back, grinning mischievously up at Kris, “I like you. Never would’ve expected that.”
Kris smirked and winked at him before sauntering to stand back in line.
Heechul surveyed the line again, “Good group. Very nice. We’ll be seeing each other more in the future.”
And with that, he turned on his heel and strolled out of the room, leaving 12 boys in varying states of confusion.
Heechul had been in one of the on-base gyms, running around the inside perimeter of the building with one of the many friends he’d made during his 2 year military time. One of his squad leaders caught him just as he was about to start another lap around the building.
He stopped and saluted, “Yes sir?”
The man nodded, “At ease. You have a call. Since your time is almost up here, the captain has allowed you to take the call in your quarters.”
Heechul nodded and saluted the man again. He watched the Corporal walk back out of the gym, before hurrying to his room and getting the phone.
“Hello?”
“Heechul-hyung?”
Heechul’s eyebrow rose, “Wookie?”
Ryeowook sighed on the other end, “Yes, hyung it’s me. I need to tell you something!”
“What is it, Wookie?”
“There’s been some talk. Apparently the higher-ups are trying to keep you away from EXO, that new rookie group.”
Heechul scoffed, “Wouldn’t be the first time they tried to keep me away from a group.”
He could visualize Wookie on the other end, nodding, “Yes, hyung. But we have their dorm address. We just wanted to warn you. They’ve changed the boys practice schedule so that whenever you’re supposed to be in the building, EXO will be away.”
Heechul smirked, “Well, then I guess I’ll have to make a few special appearances on some shows.”
He could hear the evil grin in Wookie’s tone, “Shindongie-hyung just so happened to get a glance- and a picture- of their schedule for the next few weeks.”
Heechul grinned, “Wookie, I’m proud of you. Thanks for the heads up.”
“No problem, hyung! Can’t wait for you to come back!”
After saying goodbye, Heechul sat at his small desk and planned.
2 weeks later, everything was going smooth. Heechul had been discharged and he’d slipped back into idol-life without a hitch. The boys of EXO fell into their new practice times nicely and so far there had been no spotting of Heechul around the rookies.
Unfortunately, everything changed when Kim Youngmin, the new SM CEO, was flying out to Japan for an important meeting.
The boys of EXO had been in one of the large dance rooms, practicing their songs when there was a loud knock on the door. Xiumin paused the music as Suho went to open the door.
Suho opened the door and gasped. The rest of the members turned to see who it was.
Striding into the room was Kim Heechul with a smirk on his face.
“Ah. So these are the cute dongsaengs I’ve been hearing nothing about.”
The boys of EXO arranged themselves in a long line, bowing to their senior.
Heechul’s smirk widened, “Hello, boys. There have been rumors going around about you all hiding from me. Are they true?”
Heechul watched as the 12 boys squirmed, refusing to make eye contact. He kept watching them, wondering how long it would take to break them.
After a few minutes of awkward silence, Heechul raised an eyebrow, “Aren’t you going to introduce yourselves? Wow, they’re really spoiling you rookies. No respect at all for your sunbaes.”
He laughed as they all began speaking at once, all of them shouting their apologies and denials.
When Heechul raised both his hands, their mouths snapped shut. He pointed at Suho, “You. The one who opened the door for me.”
Suho nodded nervously, glancing around at his members as he stepped forward, “Yes, sir. I am Kim Joonmyun, stage name Suho.”
He bowed and stepped back into the line.
Heechul shook his head, “Nuh-uh. Up here.”
The rest of EXO watched with baited breath as Suho nervously shuffled to stand in front of Heechul.
Heechul inspected Suho’s face, mumbling to himself, “Mhm…mhm…OK….very pretty…”
He pecked Suho on the lips quickly, drawing back and licking his lips, “Uh-huh. Very innocent. Ok, you may go back. Next.”
“You,” he pointed at Luhan, “Pretty boy. Up here. Who are you?”
Luhan nervously walked to stand in the spot Suho had abandoned, “My name is Luhan. I’m from Beijing.”
Heechul hummed as he inspected Luhan during his introduction. When Luhan finished talking, Heechul put his head in the crook of Luhan’s neck and pressed a kiss there. He pulled away, “Smells good, yes…Ok you can go back.”
He surveyed the line before pointing at Chanyeol, “You. Tall puppy.”
Chanyeol cleared his throat, “Yes, I’m Chanyeol. I rap in EXO-K.”
Heechul blinked, “Your voice….It’s sexy. Come here.”
Chanyeol bent his head down nervously, wondering what Heechul was going to do to him.
Heechul pressed a soft kiss to Chanyeol’s mouth, pulling away and licking his lips again, “Yes. I like it. Ok, go back.”
“You,” he pointed at Chen.
Chen bowed anxiously, “I am Kim Jongdae, stage name Chen. I’m in EXO-M.”
Heechul nodded, eyes twinkling dangerously and mouth twisting into an evil smirk, “Come, come.”
Chen gulped as Heechul leaned forward.
Heechul surprised them all by roughly grabbing 2 handfuls of Chen’s shirt and pulling him into a rough French kiss. Chen’s eyes slid closed as Heechul’s tongue slipped into his mouth.
After a few minutes, Heechul pulled away, wiping his mouth and grinning, “Oh yes. Very nice. Ok.”
Tao was called for next, “My name is Huang Zitao, stage name Tao. I’m from Qingdao.”
Heechul nodded before spinning the tall Chinaman around and groping his butt, “Hmm…Firm. Alright.”
Next came Xiumin, “I’m Kim Minseok, stage name Xiumin. Eldest of EXO.”
Heechul’s eyes lit up as he eyed Xiumin, “I’ve heard of you. One of my friends in the army has a daughter obsessed with your cheeks. But lately, you’ve gotten pretty thin. You need to eat more. You look thinner than Ryeowook.”
Xiumin was pulled into a tight hug, Heechul’s hands running up and down his thighs.
Heechul pulled away, “Wonderful thighs…”
Baekhyun was next, “I’m Baekhyun, main vocalist in EXO-K.”
Heechul grabbed his crotch, squeezing it, “Nice.”
D.O was eyeing Heechul, “My name is Do Kyungsoo, stage name D.O. Lead vocalist in EXO-K.”
Heechul grabbed D.O by the back of his neck and pulled him forward. D.O’s knees trembled as Heechul sucked on his neck hard enough to leave a mark. When Heechul was satisfied, he pushed Kyungsoo away.
Heechul watched in amusement as Lay bowed a full 90 degrees, “Hello sunbaenim. I am Zhang Yixing but my stage name is Lay. I am the lead dancer in EXO-M.”
Heechul grinned pervertedly, crooking a finger to gesture for Lay to come closer. Lay squeaked as he was pulled into Heechul’s chest, Heechul grabbing his left leg and wrapping it around his waist.
Heechul licked across Lay’s lower lip before trailing kisses down his jaw to his neck. Lay squirmed as Heechul left a huge hickey along his neck, the purple blotch slowly spreading across the entire left side of his neck.
Kai was next, “I’m Kim Jongin, stage name Kai. Lead dancer for EXO-K.”
He blushed prettily as Heechul grabbed his butt and pecked him on the lips. His blush deepened when Heechul winked at him as he walked back to the line.
Sehun kept his head down, “I’m Oh Sehun. Maknae of EXO.”
Heechul’s perverted grin returned, “Maknae, you say? Come here, little Sehunnie.”
Sehun shuffled over to Heechul with his head still down. He winced when Heechul pulled his shirt up and examined his abs.
“Hmm…a little thin but very nice.”
Sehun blushed as Heechul swatted at his butt as he walked back to the line.
Lastly, Kris sauntered forward, “I’m Kris. Leader for EXO-M. Chinese-Canadian.”
Heechul eyed him with a smirk, “Come here.”
Kris bent down and Heechul grabbed his jaws, pulling him in for a rough kiss.
Kris surprised Heechul and his bandmates when he immediately started kissing back, his tongue chasing Heechul’s out of his mouth and into Heechul’s.
They kissed roughly for a few minutes, neither man coming up for air as the 11 boys looked on.
Finally Heechul pulled back, grinning mischievously up at Kris, “I like you. Never would’ve expected that.”
Kris smirked and winked at him before sauntering to stand back in line.
Heechul surveyed the line again, “Good group. Very nice. We’ll be seeing each other more in the future.”
And with that, he turned on his heel and strolled out of the room, leaving 12 boys in varying states of confusion.