We have taken have taken your beloved Easter bunny’s unborn child hostage. Unless our demands are met, we shall perform unusually cruel genetic experiments on the foetal son of our sworn chocolate bearing enemy.
Our Demands:
• One healthy female Jersey cow. • 20, 000 Chocolate chip cookies. • The combination of Easter and Halloween. • One of our representatives proclaimed as said holiday’s Deity. • Ozzy Osbourne dancing the Macarena uninterrupted on live television for 10 days. • 20, 000 Hummingbird eggs.
We thank you for your concern and hope that you will make the right choice.
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Chris- Spatula
"Spatula?" "...I hate you Chris."
Oh shit I laughed so hard when I read that. Made it my screen name.
I bought CS: Condition Zero yesterday. Its so much fun, buy it when you get the money.
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Our Demands:
• One healthy female Jersey cow.
• 20, 000 Chocolate chip cookies.
• The combination of Easter and Halloween.
• One of our representatives proclaimed as said holiday’s Deity.
• Ozzy Osbourne dancing the Macarena uninterrupted on live television for 10 days.
• 20, 000 Hummingbird eggs.
We thank you for your concern and hope that you will make the right choice.
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