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[kaidan_the_bat]

So earlier I answer the phone and the man on the other end's asking for Sally*. I tell him he's got the wrong number. There's no Sally here.

This guy, rather than apologizing and hanging up like most people do when they dial a wrong number, sighs dramatically and slowly and condescendingly asks for "the owner of the property on X street". As if I'

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[multi_facets]

Too bad he didn't keep calling back. You could've messed with him. "County Morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em," for instance. Or you could go with the route my ex took with a telemarketer and say "Sunnyside Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em!" It would've had the added bonus of really pissing him off. ^n_n^