Don't ask, I don't even know
Title: Then Who Was Phone? Part 1/?
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/People: [In order of appearance] Chris Pine, fadsforwhatever, kaidoh_kitty, snoewhite, vapid_wastrel, garden_hoe21, adoorhasopened
Word count: 986
Author: kaidoh_kitty and everyone mentioned within.
A/N: This is half a summary of the epic chat that went down last night and half a fanfic about Chris discovering PintoChat and telling Zach about it. Enjoy!
“Pinto… chat? What?” Having a major ‘what is this clickable word’ moment, the 29-year-old actor decided to boldly go and check out the results of his Google quest. He wasn’t being conceited in looking himself up, it was research.
A list of names in a text box came up along with a string of links and pictures of Zachary Quinto and some of himself. For a long time he just lurked and saw all the crazy and random things people wrote. When he decided to type everyone ignored him. How dare they! Didn’t they know who he was? He looked at his name; of course they didn’t.
The poor blue-eyed shmo decided to try again. Someone named Fads was having troubles with his/her internet connection and kept getting booted out of the room.
18:33 guest4157210: poor fads
Was all it took before they noticed him.
18:33 Anton/Joey: Guest spoke!
Seriously, they hadn’t noticed him? Rude. A quick “i spoke before :p” and proof rectified the situation
18:34 guest4157210: [18:31] guest4157210: who me?
18:34 snoewhite/kel: guest I'm soo rude I did not say hi
Hey, at least they know it.
Oh! Ensign Sue Must Die? John showed him that! That was a funny comic. He threw in a chortle for good measure.
More pictures of Zach were posted. Chris could learn to like it here. People would come and go and go again and again. It was just a bit confusing.
Then that picture was posted. The one where he grabbed Zoe’s ass. Play it cool, Chris. Play it cool.
18:52 guest4157210: chris seems to like grabbing her ass
18:52 guest4157210: judging by his pants
Smooooooth.
No one really payed the comment any thought. Chris didn’t know if that was good or not. Then they started talking about burning a library because of something about Inishmore and Chris was just lost. Though one thing he did see was,
18:52 V-V-Vaps: his bulge always is at half mass
Hah, was it? Yeah, okay, it was.
18:55 guest4157210: [18:53] V-V-Vaps: his bulge always is at half mass AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH
Seriously. Could someone send him a prize for smoothness?
Oh look, an opening. There went nothing.
18:56 guest415721: does chris strike you as a kinky person?
18:57 V-V-Vaps: not as much as Zach does
Zing.
18:57 Anton was betrayed by the library: Well, we know he's a bottom that enjoys fisting.
Wait, what? Where the hell did that come from?
18:58 snoewhite/kel: at first i read that he enjoys FISHING AND I WAS LIKE DERP?
Okay, he had to admit that made him laugh out loud. Seriously, these people were hilarious.
18:59 Anton was betrayed by the library: Chris enjoys fishing. Because hs's so manly.
Yeah, that’s right. Chris is super manly, he was pleased to see someone realize it.
18:59 garden, ho!: now I"k picturing him being fisted while fishing
What was this? He didn’t even know.
After a while of lurking something interesting came up.
19:00 V-V-Vaps: to me chris is the man in the relationship, but zach is the top...idk why, but for some reason that's how i see it
19:00 guest4157210: i think they switch at times
Well, it was true.
19:01 guest4157210: if they aren't together then i honestly believe that they have had a drunken fumble
Atta boy, Chris. Fan the tinhatting flame. Faaaaaan it. Screw it, he could do better than fan.
19:02 guest4157210: what do you guys think zach smells like....seriously..no roses stuff
Random crap, random crap… Chris got bored.
19:03 guest4157210: :{D
…Yeah.
19:03 snoewhite/kel: zach would wear something warm and spicy
There we go!
19:04 guest4157210: he certainly didn't smell like roses when i was in the room with him
19:05 guest4157210: and i was a few feet from him at one point
19:05 Anton was betrayed by the library: When did you smell Zach, guest?
19:05 V-V-Vaps: yeah guest
19:06 V-V-Vaps: are you chris? is that why you are a guest?
Damn that Vaps.
19:06 guest4157210: damn vaps...you caught me
Then he changed his name to ChrisFine as he had seen so many times online from his long Google searches. Not that he did this often or anything.
19:07 snoewhite/kel: cfine whe do you smell like? clean boy or captain nasty
19:07 Anton was betrayed by the library: Oe charisma and power?
Well, clearly he smells amazing but they weren’t lucky enough to know that.
19:07 ChrisFine: i buy the cologne shirtless kirk
He seriously did. That shit was awesome.
Then they ignored him to talk about some Big Name Fan that Chris hadn’t heard of. He was such a bad fan. Then they started talking about someone named Pinto4Eva and Chris was even more confused. Then they started accusing him of being someone else. Angel? Who the hell was Angel? Was that slang for Zach? Oh well… There was talk of /evil/ and Chris didn’t understand the slashes.
19:16 ChrisFine: sorry i am not very fluent in internet talk
This naturally, given the nature of this chatroom, turned into:
19:16 V-V-Vaps: so chris...are you a bottom like we all guessed?
19:17 Anton was betrayed by the library: Who enjoys fishing?
Um. Yeahno. Maybe? Yes. Nooo.
19:17 GiGi=Adoor: speak for yourself vaps! I think ZQ is the bottom!
Oh? Now he was interested. He scooted his chair closer to the computer so he could be more comfortable as he grabbed a handful of cheetoes.
19:17 GiGi=Adoor: TMI coming
Oh boy.
19:17 ChrisFine: should i leave?
19:18 V-V-Vaps: NO tell us if we are right
That Vaps is a forceful one.
Then GiGi explained.
19:18 Anton was betrayed by the library: Well, Chris. Any thoughts?
19:19 ChrisFine: i really shouldn't
19:19 ChrisFine: this may end up somewhere
Oh, little did the attractive young man know…
TO BE CONTINUED
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/People: [In order of appearance] Chris Pine, fadsforwhatever, kaidoh_kitty, snoewhite, vapid_wastrel, garden_hoe21, adoorhasopened
Word count: 986
Author: kaidoh_kitty and everyone mentioned within.
A/N: This is half a summary of the epic chat that went down last night and half a fanfic about Chris discovering PintoChat and telling Zach about it. Enjoy!
“Pinto… chat? What?” Having a major ‘what is this clickable word’ moment, the 29-year-old actor decided to boldly go and check out the results of his Google quest. He wasn’t being conceited in looking himself up, it was research.
A list of names in a text box came up along with a string of links and pictures of Zachary Quinto and some of himself. For a long time he just lurked and saw all the crazy and random things people wrote. When he decided to type everyone ignored him. How dare they! Didn’t they know who he was? He looked at his name; of course they didn’t.
The poor blue-eyed shmo decided to try again. Someone named Fads was having troubles with his/her internet connection and kept getting booted out of the room.
18:33 guest4157210: poor fads
Was all it took before they noticed him.
18:33 Anton/Joey: Guest spoke!
Seriously, they hadn’t noticed him? Rude. A quick “i spoke before :p” and proof rectified the situation
18:34 guest4157210: [18:31] guest4157210: who me?
18:34 snoewhite/kel: guest I'm soo rude I did not say hi
Hey, at least they know it.
Oh! Ensign Sue Must Die? John showed him that! That was a funny comic. He threw in a chortle for good measure.
More pictures of Zach were posted. Chris could learn to like it here. People would come and go and go again and again. It was just a bit confusing.
Then that picture was posted. The one where he grabbed Zoe’s ass. Play it cool, Chris. Play it cool.
18:52 guest4157210: chris seems to like grabbing her ass
18:52 guest4157210: judging by his pants
Smooooooth.
No one really payed the comment any thought. Chris didn’t know if that was good or not. Then they started talking about burning a library because of something about Inishmore and Chris was just lost. Though one thing he did see was,
18:52 V-V-Vaps: his bulge always is at half mass
Hah, was it? Yeah, okay, it was.
18:55 guest4157210: [18:53] V-V-Vaps: his bulge always is at half mass AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH
Seriously. Could someone send him a prize for smoothness?
Oh look, an opening. There went nothing.
18:56 guest415721: does chris strike you as a kinky person?
18:57 V-V-Vaps: not as much as Zach does
Zing.
18:57 Anton was betrayed by the library: Well, we know he's a bottom that enjoys fisting.
Wait, what? Where the hell did that come from?
18:58 snoewhite/kel: at first i read that he enjoys FISHING AND I WAS LIKE DERP?
Okay, he had to admit that made him laugh out loud. Seriously, these people were hilarious.
18:59 Anton was betrayed by the library: Chris enjoys fishing. Because hs's so manly.
Yeah, that’s right. Chris is super manly, he was pleased to see someone realize it.
18:59 garden, ho!: now I"k picturing him being fisted while fishing
What was this? He didn’t even know.
After a while of lurking something interesting came up.
19:00 V-V-Vaps: to me chris is the man in the relationship, but zach is the top...idk why, but for some reason that's how i see it
19:00 guest4157210: i think they switch at times
Well, it was true.
19:01 guest4157210: if they aren't together then i honestly believe that they have had a drunken fumble
Atta boy, Chris. Fan the tinhatting flame. Faaaaaan it. Screw it, he could do better than fan.
19:02 guest4157210: what do you guys think zach smells like....seriously..no roses stuff
Random crap, random crap… Chris got bored.
19:03 guest4157210: :{D
…Yeah.
19:03 snoewhite/kel: zach would wear something warm and spicy
There we go!
19:04 guest4157210: he certainly didn't smell like roses when i was in the room with him
19:05 guest4157210: and i was a few feet from him at one point
19:05 Anton was betrayed by the library: When did you smell Zach, guest?
19:05 V-V-Vaps: yeah guest
19:06 V-V-Vaps: are you chris? is that why you are a guest?
Damn that Vaps.
19:06 guest4157210: damn vaps...you caught me
Then he changed his name to ChrisFine as he had seen so many times online from his long Google searches. Not that he did this often or anything.
19:07 snoewhite/kel: cfine whe do you smell like? clean boy or captain nasty
19:07 Anton was betrayed by the library: Oe charisma and power?
Well, clearly he smells amazing but they weren’t lucky enough to know that.
19:07 ChrisFine: i buy the cologne shirtless kirk
He seriously did. That shit was awesome.
Then they ignored him to talk about some Big Name Fan that Chris hadn’t heard of. He was such a bad fan. Then they started talking about someone named Pinto4Eva and Chris was even more confused. Then they started accusing him of being someone else. Angel? Who the hell was Angel? Was that slang for Zach? Oh well… There was talk of /evil/ and Chris didn’t understand the slashes.
19:16 ChrisFine: sorry i am not very fluent in internet talk
This naturally, given the nature of this chatroom, turned into:
19:16 V-V-Vaps: so chris...are you a bottom like we all guessed?
19:17 Anton was betrayed by the library: Who enjoys fishing?
Um. Yeahno. Maybe? Yes. Nooo.
19:17 GiGi=Adoor: speak for yourself vaps! I think ZQ is the bottom!
Oh? Now he was interested. He scooted his chair closer to the computer so he could be more comfortable as he grabbed a handful of cheetoes.
19:17 GiGi=Adoor: TMI coming
Oh boy.
19:17 ChrisFine: should i leave?
19:18 V-V-Vaps: NO tell us if we are right
That Vaps is a forceful one.
Then GiGi explained.
19:18 Anton was betrayed by the library: Well, Chris. Any thoughts?
19:19 ChrisFine: i really shouldn't
19:19 ChrisFine: this may end up somewhere
Oh, little did the attractive young man know…
TO BE CONTINUED