Ask the following questions out loud and play a random song on your player of choice. This will be your answer.
How does the world see me?
Dashboard Confessional - "Saints and Sailors"
As... really emo? Okay, I know I'm a little moody, guys, but I don't think I'm worthy of Dashboard.
Will I have a happy life?
Staind - "Outside"
Ugh, this is a rather angsty song... or maybe. I'll have a happy life if I stay outside? Right, I guess I'll pursue that whole street musician idea.
What do my friends really think of me?
The White Stripes - "Why Can't You Be Nicer To Me?"
I'm sorry. XD Why didn't anyone ever say anything?
Do people secretly lust after me?
Llamas A Go-Go - "I Am The Walrus"
I have absolutely no idea how to take this.
How can I make myself happy?
Kaizer's Orchestra - "Senor Flamingos Adieu"
...Get rid of the flamingos in my life? I'll get right on that.
What should I do with my life?
Orgy - "Opticon"
Maybe this would be clearer if I knew what Opticon was?
Will I ever have children?
Muse - "Bliss"
Is that a yes, then?
What is some good advice for me?
Radiohead - "Wish You Were Here"
Don't trade a walk-on part in the world for a leading role in a cage.
How will I be remembered?
Nine Inch Nails - "Love Is Not Enough"
As being a ball of angst a la Trent Reznor. Well. Whatever. If Trent is involved, I have no objections.
What is my signature dancing song?
Dream Theater - "Through Her Eyes"
That's a pretty damn hard song to dance to. I guess it will be a slow dance.
What do I think my current theme song is?
Nirvana - "Something In the Way"
Indeed.
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Modest Mouse - "I Came As A Rat"
...Thanks, guys.
What song will play at my funeral?
Interpol - "PDA"
Interesting choice. I would like people to do some dancing at my funeral, though, so... good job, whoever picked that.
What type of men/women do I like?
The Mars Volta - "Miranda That Ghost Just Isn't Holy Anymore"
Either... people named Miranda. Or. Ghosts. Or. People that just aren't holy anymore. (ie heathens)
What is tommorrow going to be like?
Weezer - "Island In The Sun"
...Excellent. XD