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[kailunkat]

I looked in the mirror today and was shocked

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Howdy Kat

[anonymous]

You sure you were looking at a normal mirror and not one of those 'circus' mirrors? :)

Scott

Re: Howdy Kat

[kailunkat]

Yes I am positive.

And I will reveal to you how I can be so confident in this assessment: My underwear no longer fit correctly. Yes its true. My ass has grown large enough that it demands more material and elastic bandage. Sadly as I am dead broke until student loans are disbursed I will be forced to go commando for the next few weeks. Ha. Yeah just kidding - about the commando part at least. Oversized and extremly unattractive granny panties here I come!

Re: Howdy Kat

[anonymous]

Now you're really exaggerating...your ass would have to be multiple times larger than it was the last time I saw it to require 'granny panties'.

Just my opinion though...Scott.