Ok peeps and peepets the camping trip may be on life support but much like my hatred for stupid customers and those sons of bitches that trap my brethren lobsters IT WILL NOT DIE! I am currently looking at alternate camping sites and have found a few good leads. We are actually starting to have a decent turn out of people and supplies will not be ( Read more... )

Tonight's work conversation:

Me: I need some neosporin, I am ugly enough as it is without a huge scar on my face.
Sarah: Stop you know your not OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!?
Tyler Kain: You feel down some stairs!
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Sooooo yesterday while getting my Back Massage at work. I was asked to go to the Bake shop girls prom!? I am an old man can you honestly picture sitting around a table in tux surronded by 16-18 year olds? I told her "you just want me there so I can buy you and your friends booze then once I get you liqoured up you'll go off with some other guy to ( Read more... )

OK so for the past week or so this old crazy lady with an heavy accent has kept calling me leaving me messages(cause I don't answer my phone) looking for some dude named Frank. Today I had two messaged at nine in the moring so I decided to call her back. I was nice, I was like hi this 333-blah blah you keep calling me looking for somebody but I am ( Read more... )

SCOOOOTTTT is JUdas, I have the most retarded arguments with my parents cause we are all going to loose the house cause I didn't wear my seat belt, but there Isn't even a seat in the fucking car. My dogs pedigree name is Legacy Eye of the Beholder!? What the fuck kinda of name is that and what were they smoking when they named her that? She doesn't ( Read more... )

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Friday was the second anual Tequila Fest and what started out to be slow turned out to be a pretty good time. The Ploop Knight is now offically the best Margaritta maker ever. Even though the clean up the next day was alot of work it was still worth it. Even though some bastard thought it would be a good idea to give Molly booze and I think we all ( Read more... )

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Saturday night a few friends are coming over for drinks and fun, ALL who can read this should stop by.

Just because I am drunk.

1. There have been far to many people telling me some psychological babel about a movie making it sound good when in the end it ultimately sucks (*cough*requiem for a dream*cough*). If I told you that Killer Clowns from Outter Space is a cinematic exploration of the deep psychological trauma that gripes,paralyzes, and ( Read more... )