deleted this, then undeleted today. Think its going to be friends only now and i am very selective even of the friends i will allow to read this

“Gentlemen, at approximately nine o’clock last night, a small scouting force was sent into the vicinity of my liver. They’ve not been heard from. A rescue force was dispatched, but they, too, have been lost. I’m afraid I have no choice but to declare a state of full-scale war with my liver. Time for a martini ( Read more... )

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We sacked rome, loaded trade ships with plague rats. We burned london to the ground. Every time a civilization reaches the pinnacle of its decadence we return to restore the balance.

( The Random Question Meme! )

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

Mark Twain

I'm a Dwarf!


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most people think marv is crazy, he just had the rotten luck of bein born in the wrong century. He would have been right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebodies face. Or in a roman arena taking a sword to other gladiators like him. they would have tossed him girls like nancy.

"The passions that drive us should be the ones we respect and admire. To feel contempt for ones own motivations is a vulgar thing ( Read more... )