Because I KNOW you were waiting on a razor's edge

[kairumcgroo]

It's yogurt. And not only that: it's AWESOME yogurt. Not even like a hot dog. But maybe like a hot god...

And, though it may not have been ricotta, per se, it was tast-e, and I'm not dead yet (not even a stomach cramp!).

I am happy.

Now, to write a speech... eep!

Comments

[mikkhiel]

Just so you know... when I come visit.... I'm not eatin any of you fuckin yogurt.

hippy.

[kairumcgroo]

You'll lick my yogurt off my tasty balls, and you'll like it, slut.

[mikkhiel]

and then i'll spit it onto your chest and roll in it, Cleveland-style.

[kairumcgroo]

Aren't you moving there, soon?

Fag?

[lux_fiat]

I...cannot follow this thread. Nothing can top this. Um...yogurt is good with maple syrup? In England it's pronounced "yoh-gurt"? I got nothin.

[kairumcgroo]

Actually, isn't it pronounced, "yuh-guht?" You know: "pronounced the same as the sound it makes when it goes down the back of your throat..." Like a hot dog.

I'm eating yogurt with maple syrup right now! On a banana pancake! Like a hot dog!

[lux_fiat]

That's just how I say it and I am teased mercilessly my family and close friends.

All good, except for the bananery. Blech.