Kpop Idols Now Online
Title: Kpop Idols Chat Room
Author: kaisumi23
Pairings : Eunhae, Qmi, Sihanchul, Kangteuk, Yunjae, & Yewook
Genre: Humor, complete crack, romance
Rating: PG-13 (for obscenities & implied sexual situations)
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I don't own any of these Kpop idols... :[
Summary: Join our favorite Kpop idols in their adventures through the cyber world.
Umma_knows_best - Leeteuk
Appadrinks2much - Kangin
~ Fishie-Hae ~ - Donghae
rapndance_king - Eunhyuk
ipwnn00bz4life - Kyuhyun
p!nkisthenewMeganFox - Sungmin
God_loves_you - Siwon
BeijingFriedRice - Hangeng
Drama King - Heechul
ShinDOG - Shindong
Smexy_voice! - Yesung
~!I<3Kuixian!~ - Zhou Mi
^^Wookie.Rawr.^^ - Ryeowook
*Babycheeks* - Henry
Ilikegirls - Kibum
UknowheartsJae - Yunho
JaeheartsUknow - Jaejoong
Call me, Call me - Taegoon
~ Fishie-Hae ~ has logged in.
rapndance_king has logged in.
ShinDOG has logged in.
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Haiiii Hyukieeee. ^-^-^-^
rapndance_king : Haiiii Donghae. :)
ShinDOG : hi to u to guys…
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Ohhhh. Haiiii ShinDOGGGG.
ShinDOG : why do u always add 4 letters at the end of your words?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : ? I don’tttt….
ShinDOG : yes u do. u did it just now…
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Did whatttt????
ShinDOG :…that….
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : What???? O.o
ShinDOG : ugh. nvm.
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Hey, hyukie, where are u?
rapndance_king : Sitting right next to you, Hae…
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Ohhhh, right. I forgot. ^-^ *hugs u*
rapndance_king : ^-^ *hugs you more*
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : *hugs u more, more*
ShinDOG : i’m leaving…
ShinDOG has logged out.
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Yay! Just u and me now! :D
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Hyukkieee????
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Helllloooo? Anyone there?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : EUNHYUK!!!! WHERE DID YOU GO, MY LOVE?!?!?!
rapndance_king : Why can’t you just ask me in person?...I’m youtubing. :)
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Ohhhh. You would rather youtube than talk to me???? T____T
ipwnn00bz4life has logged in.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox has logged in.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ has logged in.
rapndance_king : Rofl! Man this is hilarious!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : What is?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : -_- Why did you all log in at the same time????
ipwnn00bz4life : becuz we r bad-ass like that.
rapndance_king : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vhmlTb_pn0
rapndance_king : Did you watch it yet?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : No…you just sent us the link like 5 seconds ago, Hyukjae. >.<
ipwnn00bz4life : rofl. omg. that is so fucking hilarious. but kyumin? really? I can’t believe the fans prefer kyumin over kyumi…
rapndance_king : Damn…that video made me hot just thinking about me and you in fanfiction, Hae…
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : ^-^ My room? We can 'make a fanfiction' of our own. ^-^
rapndance_king : FUCK YES. Brb.
rapndance_king has logged out.
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : :3
~ Fishie-Hae ~ has logged out.
ipwnn00bz4life : …i could have gone my whole freaking life w/o reading those messages…
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : I just flagged that video. I think the person who made that is mental. I mean seriously, who actually likes Kyumin? That’s so offensive. Besides, Kyumin is fake.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Hey! What’s wrong with Kyumin??
~!I<3Kuixian!~ :The ‘Min’ part. It’s disgusting. Kui xian and I are obviously meant to be together. So take you and your Kyumin fans and gtfo. :]
ipwnn00bz4life : um. guys. theres no reason to fite over me. i mean, i no im awesome and everything. but yea…u gotta admit that vid was pretty funny, mimi.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : I didn’t find it very funny… It was disturbing.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Kyuhyun, why can’t you type like a normal person? -_-
ipwnn00bz4life : i do.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : No you don’t. Your typing looks terrible. There’s like, no punctuation whatsoever.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Leave my Kui xian alone, bitch. If he wants to type like a little five year old, then let him.
ipwnn00bz4life : :D
p!nkisthenewMeganFox: :[
Umma_knows_best has logged in.
Umma_knows_best : Hello my lovely children ~
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Okay! I finally finished watching it. >.< Zhou Mi is right. It wasn’t funny at all… It was adorable. <3 ~ Even the fans think me and Kyu look great together. (^_^)
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : No. They’re just confused because they think you are a girl. That’s why they pair you up with everyone. Because they all know that you don’t have a di-
Umma_knows_best : NO FOUL LANGUAGE! Zhou Mi, I’m ashamed of you. You’re leading your innocent brothers down the path of destruction!
ipwnn00bz4life : …innocent?
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : >.< But it’s true…
Umma_knows_best : Still…you could have kept that to yourself, young man.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Hmm?? I don’t have a what? What’s a ‘di’?
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : roflmao.
ipwnn00bz4life : lol
Appadrinks2much has logged in.
Umma_knows_best : He means that you don’t have any male reproductive organs.
Appadrinks2much : Wtf?
Umma_knows_best : Not you, sugar bear. You have plenty of male reproductive organs ;) <3 Love you ~ *mwah*
Appadrinks2much : *kiss* love you too, my sweet angel teukie. <3 and don’t you love it? ;)
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : What?! I do too! That’s obviously not air that I jerk off with.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Nah, it’s just your extremely huge pus-
Umma_knows_best has kicked ~!I<3Kuixian!~ out of the chat room.
Umma_knows_best : There. All better.
ipwnn00bz4life : D:
ipwnn00bz4life : y did u kick him out?????? :[
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Because he was being a jealous jackass.
Appadrinks2much : This is true.
ipwnn00bz4life : u don’t even no what we’re talking about…
Appadrinks2much : This is also true.
ipwnn00bz4life : ….
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : …
Umma_knows_best : :] You’re so cute.
Appadrinks2much : Nah ah. You are.
Umma_knows_best : Nooo. You are.
Appadrinks2much : Nooooooo. You.
Umma_knows_best : Noooooooooooooooooo x 10000 YOU.
ipwnn00bz4life : embarrassing parents…
ipwnn00bz4life has logged out.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : … :’(
p!nkisthenewMeganFox has logged out.
Umma_knows_best : Yes! It worked! Now we have the chat room all to ourselves… ~
Appadrinks2much : =D Cyber sex time?
Umma_knows_best : I’ll get the webcam. ^-^
~*~*~*~*~*~
*Babycheeks* has logged in.
Umma_knows_best : OH GOD YES, KANGIN. More. Please ~
Appadrinks2much : You want this baby? Tell me what you want. Beg me more. ;]
*Babycheeks* : dfherlykgjsghfetwrgnf!!
*Babycheeks* : OMFG! What the fuck are you two doing?!
Appadrinks2much : each other ;]
Umma_knows_best : Gasp, language! Henry! I’ve never heard a cuss word come out of your cute, little chubby, baby mouth before! *sniff* Kangin, our little baby is growing up…
Appadrinks2much : Yeah, okay. Now can our little baby gtfo? We’re…busy. ^_~
Umma_knows_best : Tee hee. Kangin, you’re making me shy ~
*Babycheeks* : I’D BE GLAD TO.
*Babycheeks* has logged out.
Umma_knows_best : Oh, you naughty boy ~
Appadrinks2much : You know it babe. ;]
~*~*~*~*~*~
Ilikegirls has logged in.
Smexy_voice! has logged in.
God_loves_you has logged in.
Drama King has logged in.
BeijingFriedRice has logged in.
Smexy_voice! : Why is it that you three always log in at the same exact time…?
Drama King : You don’t want to know. ;]
God_loves_you : HAHA. Heechul’s kidding. We were having…a bible study…yeah…
BeijingFriedRice : I don’t remember studying anything related at all to the bible. Do you Heechul? :]
Drama King : Not at all. That’s not what we were having, Siwon. :]
Smexy_voice! : OKAY. Tmi. Forget I ever asked.
Drama King : You’re just jealous that Ryeowook won’t let you have a threesome.
Smexy_voice! : Stfu. I am not.
UknowheartsJae has logged in.
UknowheartsJae : Hiya guys :))
Smexy_voice! : Yunho! My savior! :D
UknowheartsJae : ?
Drama King : Don’t mind him. He’s just frustrated because his wife won’t let him have a threesome.
UknowheartsJae : :O Why would he want to do that?? I know I would never do that to my Jaejoongie. He’s enough for me to be satisfied. :)
Drama King : You sicken me with your lovesick teenager ways. *throws up*
UknowheartsJae : D:
Smexy_voice! : I’m not frustrated!!!
Drama King : That was late…
Smexy_voice! : Brb. I need Wookie…
Smexy_voice! has logged out.
^^Wookie.Rawr.^^ has logged in.
Drama King : Uh...You just missed Yesung.
BeijingFriedRice : And I think he's looking for you. ^^
^^Wookie.Rawr.^^ : Oh...well I guess I'll ttyl then hyungs. ^^
UknowheartsJae : Bye Ryeowook. :)
^^Wookie.Rawr.^^ Bye by- sfgnjdfdrjsk.
^^Wookie.Rawr.^^ has logged out.
BeijingFriedRice : Awkward...
Drama King : Very...and disturbing. OMFG. Now I hear sounds coming from Yesung's room. :O
BeijingFriedRice : Really?
Drama King : No. They have soundproof walls. XD
God_loves_you : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z__RYt_VkiI
God_loves_you : :) Even cats believe in God. :)
Drama King : Oh god…not again. Siwon, please stop sending us all these Jesus freak links.
BeijingFriedRice : lmao. That poor cat…look how huge it is! What a nutcase! Some people…
UknowheartsJae : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQak6ng0RXQ :D
BeijingFriedRice : Haha. Those kids are so cute.
Drama King : I can top that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkPgYbdQ1kQ XD
BeijingFriedRice : lol!
UknowheartsJae : ROFL. HAHA. A talking dog!!! XD
Drama King : …You do know what Family Guy is right? -_-
UknowheartsJae : Who’s Family Guy?
Drama King : Omg. You’re hopeless. Go look it up. God. I swear, you’re so sheltered.
BeijingFriedRice : …so…Siwon, still here?
Ilikegirls : ROFL ertgoijdfgkmwprgjsfkgmdlkg!!!! LMAO!
Drama King : Where the fuck did you come from?!?!?!?!
BeijingFriedRice : Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!
Ilikegirls : Oh. Me? I’ve been here all this time. ^-^
Drama King : …Then why didn’t you say anything?...
Ilikegirls : Oh. Because I didn’t have anything to say. ^-^
God_loves_you : YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HELL.
God_loves_you : I tried to be a nice, Christian person by letting you get in touch with the holy spirit but all you do is mock me.
God_loves_you : God is very ashamed.
BeijingFriedRice : He told you that?
God_loves_you : Yes.
BeijingFriedRice : Reeeeaaalllllly?
God_loves_you : Yes, really.
BeijingFriedRice : How? I thought he was dead. -_-
God_loves_you : Oh my goodness. God is NOT dead. Do you not read the bible??
Drama King : Uhm. No. We’re not obsessed about some dead Jew on a cross like you, Siwon.
God_loves_you : YOU ARE ALL CORRUPTING ME. Jesus already knows my shameful sins that I’ve committed because of you two. YOU’RE NOT HAVING YOUR WAYS WITH ME EVER AGAIN.
BeijingFriedRice : That’s what you said last night. ;D
Drama King : Lol. Nice one! *high fives*
God_loves_you : I hope you two are happy. -_-
God_loves_you has logged out.
BeijingFriedRice : Think he hates us now?
Drama King : Nah, he’ll come running back to us tonight. After all, he ‘needs’ us. ;)
BeijingFriedRice : Hehehe. You’re right.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Call me, Call me has logged in.
Call me, Call me : Hi empty chat room! :D
p!nkisthenewMeganFox has logged in.
UknowheartsJae has logged in.
Call me, Call me : Hi guys!! :D
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Hiya! :D
Call me, Call me : Pink is the new Megan Fox? Since when? I thought Megan Fox would never go out of style. :[
Call me, Call me : She’s so damn smehxay.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : ‘smehxay’? O.o Ew, no. She has man thumbs. And pink has always been in style.
Call me, Call me : Ooh…well. I don’t like pink…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Good. Because it doesn’t like you.
UknowheartsJae : :D Haha.
Call me, Call me : -_-
JaeheartsUknow has logged in.
UknowheartsJae : JAE! Hey Jaejoongie baby! <3 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
JaeheartsUknow : Hey Yunho.
Call me, Call me : Hi JaeJae!!! =D
JaeheartsUknow : Hi TaeTae!!! :D :D
UknowheartsJae : … T_T
UknowheartsJae : Wth, Jae. How come you didn’t add exclamations and ecstatic smileys when you said hi to me?
UknowheartsJae : Instead you did it to ‘TaeTae’. -___-
Call me, Call me : It’s because he really loves me, not you. Didn’t you see our great chemistry in my ‘Call Me’ music vid?
UknowheartsJae : Why the hell would I wanna watch something with your ugly-ass face in it?
Call me, Call me : Yeah, well. Your bf likes my ‘ugly-ass’ face. He tells me every night.
UknowheartsJae : …He does not! Because he’s with ME every night, you dumbass!
JaeheartsUknow : God, Yunho. It was just a joke. Your jealousy is unattractive.
Call me, Call me : Yeah :P and why you lying baby? You know it wasn’t a joke ;)
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I’m gonna leave now since I’m apparently the fourth-wheel -__-
p!nkisthenewMeganFox has logged out.
UknowheartsJae : You better stfu before I go over there and shut it for you, bitch.
Call me, Call me : Oh. Good. You can say hi to Jae while you’re at it since he’s at my place too. :)
UknowheartsJae has logged out.
JaeheartsUknow : You know, you should run while you can…
Call me, Call me : Aw. Concerned about me, love? :D
JaeheartsUknow : No. It’s just that you’re wearing my new shirt and I don’t want blood on it.
Call me, Call me : D:
A/N: I've always wanted to write one of these online chat fics. It was fun. :] But now I know why there aren't many of these out there...It takes for freaking ever just to color-code all the different user names! :[
So, should I make this into a series? Depending on how many comments I get, I might just make it into one. :]
Btw, if I do make it into a series, I will also use more characters as well. I was originally going to use some other bands, but I got lazy :P
Comments are very much loved. ~
Author: kaisumi23
Pairings : Eunhae, Qmi, Sihanchul, Kangteuk, Yunjae, & Yewook
Genre: Humor, complete crack, romance
Rating: PG-13 (for obscenities & implied sexual situations)
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I don't own any of these Kpop idols... :[
Summary: Join our favorite Kpop idols in their adventures through the cyber world.
Umma_knows_best - Leeteuk
Appadrinks2much - Kangin
~ Fishie-Hae ~ - Donghae
rapndance_king - Eunhyuk
ipwnn00bz4life - Kyuhyun
p!nkisthenewMeganFox - Sungmin
God_loves_you - Siwon
BeijingFriedRice - Hangeng
Drama King - Heechul
ShinDOG - Shindong
Smexy_voice! - Yesung
~!I<3Kuixian!~ - Zhou Mi
^^Wookie.Rawr.^^ - Ryeowook
*Babycheeks* - Henry
Ilikegirls - Kibum
UknowheartsJae - Yunho
JaeheartsUknow - Jaejoong
Call me, Call me - Taegoon
~ Fishie-Hae ~ has logged in.
rapndance_king has logged in.
ShinDOG has logged in.
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Haiiii Hyukieeee. ^-^-^-^
rapndance_king : Haiiii Donghae. :)
ShinDOG : hi to u to guys…
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Ohhhh. Haiiii ShinDOGGGG.
ShinDOG : why do u always add 4 letters at the end of your words?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : ? I don’tttt….
ShinDOG : yes u do. u did it just now…
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Did whatttt????
ShinDOG :…that….
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : What???? O.o
ShinDOG : ugh. nvm.
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Hey, hyukie, where are u?
rapndance_king : Sitting right next to you, Hae…
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Ohhhh, right. I forgot. ^-^ *hugs u*
rapndance_king : ^-^ *hugs you more*
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : *hugs u more, more*
ShinDOG : i’m leaving…
ShinDOG has logged out.
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Yay! Just u and me now! :D
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Hyukkieee????
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Helllloooo? Anyone there?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : EUNHYUK!!!! WHERE DID YOU GO, MY LOVE?!?!?!
rapndance_king : Why can’t you just ask me in person?...I’m youtubing. :)
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : Ohhhh. You would rather youtube than talk to me???? T____T
ipwnn00bz4life has logged in.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox has logged in.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ has logged in.
rapndance_king : Rofl! Man this is hilarious!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : What is?
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : -_- Why did you all log in at the same time????
ipwnn00bz4life : becuz we r bad-ass like that.
rapndance_king : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vhmlTb_pn0
rapndance_king : Did you watch it yet?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : No…you just sent us the link like 5 seconds ago, Hyukjae. >.<
ipwnn00bz4life : rofl. omg. that is so fucking hilarious. but kyumin? really? I can’t believe the fans prefer kyumin over kyumi…
rapndance_king : Damn…that video made me hot just thinking about me and you in fanfiction, Hae…
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : ^-^ My room? We can 'make a fanfiction' of our own. ^-^
rapndance_king : FUCK YES. Brb.
rapndance_king has logged out.
~ Fishie-Hae ~ : :3
~ Fishie-Hae ~ has logged out.
ipwnn00bz4life : …i could have gone my whole freaking life w/o reading those messages…
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : I just flagged that video. I think the person who made that is mental. I mean seriously, who actually likes Kyumin? That’s so offensive. Besides, Kyumin is fake.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Hey! What’s wrong with Kyumin??
~!I<3Kuixian!~ :The ‘Min’ part. It’s disgusting. Kui xian and I are obviously meant to be together. So take you and your Kyumin fans and gtfo. :]
ipwnn00bz4life : um. guys. theres no reason to fite over me. i mean, i no im awesome and everything. but yea…u gotta admit that vid was pretty funny, mimi.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : I didn’t find it very funny… It was disturbing.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Kyuhyun, why can’t you type like a normal person? -_-
ipwnn00bz4life : i do.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : No you don’t. Your typing looks terrible. There’s like, no punctuation whatsoever.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Leave my Kui xian alone, bitch. If he wants to type like a little five year old, then let him.
ipwnn00bz4life : :D
p!nkisthenewMeganFox: :[
Umma_knows_best has logged in.
Umma_knows_best : Hello my lovely children ~
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Okay! I finally finished watching it. >.< Zhou Mi is right. It wasn’t funny at all… It was adorable. <3 ~ Even the fans think me and Kyu look great together. (^_^)
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : No. They’re just confused because they think you are a girl. That’s why they pair you up with everyone. Because they all know that you don’t have a di-
Umma_knows_best : NO FOUL LANGUAGE! Zhou Mi, I’m ashamed of you. You’re leading your innocent brothers down the path of destruction!
ipwnn00bz4life : …innocent?
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : >.< But it’s true…
Umma_knows_best : Still…you could have kept that to yourself, young man.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Hmm?? I don’t have a what? What’s a ‘di’?
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : roflmao.
ipwnn00bz4life : lol
Appadrinks2much has logged in.
Umma_knows_best : He means that you don’t have any male reproductive organs.
Appadrinks2much : Wtf?
Umma_knows_best : Not you, sugar bear. You have plenty of male reproductive organs ;) <3 Love you ~ *mwah*
Appadrinks2much : *kiss* love you too, my sweet angel teukie. <3 and don’t you love it? ;)
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : What?! I do too! That’s obviously not air that I jerk off with.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Nah, it’s just your extremely huge pus-
Umma_knows_best has kicked ~!I<3Kuixian!~ out of the chat room.
Umma_knows_best : There. All better.
ipwnn00bz4life : D:
ipwnn00bz4life : y did u kick him out?????? :[
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Because he was being a jealous jackass.
Appadrinks2much : This is true.
ipwnn00bz4life : u don’t even no what we’re talking about…
Appadrinks2much : This is also true.
ipwnn00bz4life : ….
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : …
Umma_knows_best : :] You’re so cute.
Appadrinks2much : Nah ah. You are.
Umma_knows_best : Nooo. You are.
Appadrinks2much : Nooooooo. You.
Umma_knows_best : Noooooooooooooooooo x 10000 YOU.
ipwnn00bz4life : embarrassing parents…
ipwnn00bz4life has logged out.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : … :’(
p!nkisthenewMeganFox has logged out.
Umma_knows_best : Yes! It worked! Now we have the chat room all to ourselves… ~
Appadrinks2much : =D Cyber sex time?
Umma_knows_best : I’ll get the webcam. ^-^
~*~*~*~*~*~
*Babycheeks* has logged in.
Umma_knows_best : OH GOD YES, KANGIN. More. Please ~
Appadrinks2much : You want this baby? Tell me what you want. Beg me more. ;]
*Babycheeks* : dfherlykgjsghfetwrgnf!!
*Babycheeks* : OMFG! What the fuck are you two doing?!
Appadrinks2much : each other ;]
Umma_knows_best : Gasp, language! Henry! I’ve never heard a cuss word come out of your cute, little chubby, baby mouth before! *sniff* Kangin, our little baby is growing up…
Appadrinks2much : Yeah, okay. Now can our little baby gtfo? We’re…busy. ^_~
Umma_knows_best : Tee hee. Kangin, you’re making me shy ~
*Babycheeks* : I’D BE GLAD TO.
*Babycheeks* has logged out.
Umma_knows_best : Oh, you naughty boy ~
Appadrinks2much : You know it babe. ;]
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Ilikegirls has logged in.
Smexy_voice! has logged in.
God_loves_you has logged in.
Drama King has logged in.
BeijingFriedRice has logged in.
Smexy_voice! : Why is it that you three always log in at the same exact time…?
Drama King : You don’t want to know. ;]
God_loves_you : HAHA. Heechul’s kidding. We were having…a bible study…yeah…
BeijingFriedRice : I don’t remember studying anything related at all to the bible. Do you Heechul? :]
Drama King : Not at all. That’s not what we were having, Siwon. :]
Smexy_voice! : OKAY. Tmi. Forget I ever asked.
Drama King : You’re just jealous that Ryeowook won’t let you have a threesome.
Smexy_voice! : Stfu. I am not.
UknowheartsJae has logged in.
UknowheartsJae : Hiya guys :))
Smexy_voice! : Yunho! My savior! :D
UknowheartsJae : ?
Drama King : Don’t mind him. He’s just frustrated because his wife won’t let him have a threesome.
UknowheartsJae : :O Why would he want to do that?? I know I would never do that to my Jaejoongie. He’s enough for me to be satisfied. :)
Drama King : You sicken me with your lovesick teenager ways. *throws up*
UknowheartsJae : D:
Smexy_voice! : I’m not frustrated!!!
Drama King : That was late…
Smexy_voice! : Brb. I need Wookie…
Smexy_voice! has logged out.
^^Wookie.Rawr.^^ has logged in.
Drama King : Uh...You just missed Yesung.
BeijingFriedRice : And I think he's looking for you. ^^
^^Wookie.Rawr.^^ : Oh...well I guess I'll ttyl then hyungs. ^^
UknowheartsJae : Bye Ryeowook. :)
^^Wookie.Rawr.^^ Bye by- sfgnjdfdrjsk.
^^Wookie.Rawr.^^ has logged out.
BeijingFriedRice : Awkward...
Drama King : Very...and disturbing. OMFG. Now I hear sounds coming from Yesung's room. :O
BeijingFriedRice : Really?
Drama King : No. They have soundproof walls. XD
God_loves_you : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z__RYt_VkiI
God_loves_you : :) Even cats believe in God. :)
Drama King : Oh god…not again. Siwon, please stop sending us all these Jesus freak links.
BeijingFriedRice : lmao. That poor cat…look how huge it is! What a nutcase! Some people…
UknowheartsJae : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQak6ng0RXQ :D
BeijingFriedRice : Haha. Those kids are so cute.
Drama King : I can top that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkPgYbdQ1kQ XD
BeijingFriedRice : lol!
UknowheartsJae : ROFL. HAHA. A talking dog!!! XD
Drama King : …You do know what Family Guy is right? -_-
UknowheartsJae : Who’s Family Guy?
Drama King : Omg. You’re hopeless. Go look it up. God. I swear, you’re so sheltered.
BeijingFriedRice : …so…Siwon, still here?
Ilikegirls : ROFL ertgoijdfgkmwprgjsfkgmdlkg!!!! LMAO!
Drama King : Where the fuck did you come from?!?!?!?!
BeijingFriedRice : Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!
Ilikegirls : Oh. Me? I’ve been here all this time. ^-^
Drama King : …Then why didn’t you say anything?...
Ilikegirls : Oh. Because I didn’t have anything to say. ^-^
God_loves_you : YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HELL.
God_loves_you : I tried to be a nice, Christian person by letting you get in touch with the holy spirit but all you do is mock me.
God_loves_you : God is very ashamed.
BeijingFriedRice : He told you that?
God_loves_you : Yes.
BeijingFriedRice : Reeeeaaalllllly?
God_loves_you : Yes, really.
BeijingFriedRice : How? I thought he was dead. -_-
God_loves_you : Oh my goodness. God is NOT dead. Do you not read the bible??
Drama King : Uhm. No. We’re not obsessed about some dead Jew on a cross like you, Siwon.
God_loves_you : YOU ARE ALL CORRUPTING ME. Jesus already knows my shameful sins that I’ve committed because of you two. YOU’RE NOT HAVING YOUR WAYS WITH ME EVER AGAIN.
BeijingFriedRice : That’s what you said last night. ;D
Drama King : Lol. Nice one! *high fives*
God_loves_you : I hope you two are happy. -_-
God_loves_you has logged out.
BeijingFriedRice : Think he hates us now?
Drama King : Nah, he’ll come running back to us tonight. After all, he ‘needs’ us. ;)
BeijingFriedRice : Hehehe. You’re right.
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Call me, Call me : Hi empty chat room! :D
p!nkisthenewMeganFox has logged in.
UknowheartsJae has logged in.
Call me, Call me : Hi guys!! :D
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Hiya! :D
Call me, Call me : Pink is the new Megan Fox? Since when? I thought Megan Fox would never go out of style. :[
Call me, Call me : She’s so damn smehxay.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : ‘smehxay’? O.o Ew, no. She has man thumbs. And pink has always been in style.
Call me, Call me : Ooh…well. I don’t like pink…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Good. Because it doesn’t like you.
UknowheartsJae : :D Haha.
Call me, Call me : -_-
JaeheartsUknow has logged in.
UknowheartsJae : JAE! Hey Jaejoongie baby! <3 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
JaeheartsUknow : Hey Yunho.
Call me, Call me : Hi JaeJae!!! =D
JaeheartsUknow : Hi TaeTae!!! :D :D
UknowheartsJae : … T_T
UknowheartsJae : Wth, Jae. How come you didn’t add exclamations and ecstatic smileys when you said hi to me?
UknowheartsJae : Instead you did it to ‘TaeTae’. -___-
Call me, Call me : It’s because he really loves me, not you. Didn’t you see our great chemistry in my ‘Call Me’ music vid?
UknowheartsJae : Why the hell would I wanna watch something with your ugly-ass face in it?
Call me, Call me : Yeah, well. Your bf likes my ‘ugly-ass’ face. He tells me every night.
UknowheartsJae : …He does not! Because he’s with ME every night, you dumbass!
JaeheartsUknow : God, Yunho. It was just a joke. Your jealousy is unattractive.
Call me, Call me : Yeah :P and why you lying baby? You know it wasn’t a joke ;)
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I’m gonna leave now since I’m apparently the fourth-wheel -__-
p!nkisthenewMeganFox has logged out.
UknowheartsJae : You better stfu before I go over there and shut it for you, bitch.
Call me, Call me : Oh. Good. You can say hi to Jae while you’re at it since he’s at my place too. :)
UknowheartsJae has logged out.
JaeheartsUknow : You know, you should run while you can…
Call me, Call me : Aw. Concerned about me, love? :D
JaeheartsUknow : No. It’s just that you’re wearing my new shirt and I don’t want blood on it.
Call me, Call me : D:
A/N: I've always wanted to write one of these online chat fics. It was fun. :] But now I know why there aren't many of these out there...It takes for freaking ever just to color-code all the different user names! :[
So, should I make this into a series? Depending on how many comments I get, I might just make it into one. :]
Btw, if I do make it into a series, I will also use more characters as well. I was originally going to use some other bands, but I got lazy :P
Comments are very much loved. ~