On Retaining Customer Loyalty: How to Win Back Really Pissed Off Customers

[kaitekat]

TELUS: Aw baby, y so mad?
ME: You're a douche*.  I'm leaving you for VIRGIN. 
TELUS: Don't be like that, baby.  We've had so many good times together!
ME: You're a money-sucking whore.  No.  I've already signed the papers.
TELUS: We can work it out!
ME: No, we really can't.
TELUS: I'll give you free stuff.
ME: I said n-- free stuff?
TELUS: VIRGIN can't

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[kaitekat]

I checked Koodo out but I ended up going with Virgin 'cause I liked their rate plan better. Pchan was telling me about Wind after the fact, so I'm thinking maybe I'll look in to them next time I'm in the market for a new provider.