[action!spam]

[kaitopants]

[Gooood morning, Mayfield! Guess who's patrolling the streets as the sun rises over the horizon

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[glockblock]

[You may not see him because he's in a bush but the paper you fling at his house is blown out of midair by his shotgun.]

[kaitopants]

[Kaito stops pedaling and stares at the now shredded newspaper that falls to the ground short of its target]

... wha--?

[glockblock]

[popping up like this and aiming his shotgun at you]

[kaitopants]

[... stares at shotgun]

Oi! I'm just delivering the newspaper!

[burningspiral]

[/thwack]

[kaitopants]

[stops]

... whoops.

[burningspiral]

[rubbing head.]

What was that for...?

[kaitopants]

[rolls the bike up the walk]

... it was supposed to land on your porch.

[bustydefense]

[Mia is used to Scout bringing the paper up to her porch in exchange for coffee, so she's up bright and early and waves to Kaito]

[kaitopants]

[He waves back! Obviously, this isn't a house on his route if Scout is the one dropping off papers usually, so he doesn't stop as he pedals by]

[threelimiters]

[Hakkai is out on his lawn, spying on Sanzo and Goku tending to the yard as best he can.]

[kaitopants]

[zoom! That is a newspaper zipping past his head and landing on the porch with deadly accuracy!]

[threelimiters]

Oh! Good morning!

[kaitopants]

[Kaito stops pedaling and grins]

G'morning!