TWILIGHT UNCANON DRABBLE-A-THON

[kaiwynn]

LET'S DO THIS.

(This idea, by the way, was shamelessly stolen from fated_addiction and her epic RPF post of win.)

So, let's get straight to the point.

Comment to this entry with a drabble.

Here's the catch: it has to be centered around a non-canon ship (like Alice/Edward, for instance), which is a relationship that could never, ever happen in the books

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made my blood thump 7-8-9 - jacob/tanya - pg-13

[mouthsopen]

A man walks into a bar and leaves with a vampire, alcohol running through his system and with a little less dignity left. The thing is, he knew she was a vampire. He smelled it, and was rather intrigued than repulsed. She is too, because she's not walking away anytime soon

Re: made my blood thump 7-8-9 - jacob/tanya - pg-13

[kaiwynn]

"So am I the one?" she asks and she pulls her panties up.

"What fun would that be if I told you?"

i love their mind games. jacob's trying to forget bella and edward's clearly had tanya before (just sayin').

and i love this ship, wtf? i'm such an e/t shipper, but you make me like this.

Re: made my blood thump 7-8-9 - jacob/tanya - pg-13

[mouthsopen]

I'm a Tanya/anyone shipper tbh, but Edward/Tanya is my favoooorite. ofadoration turned me onto a Jacob/Tanya cracktheory, that he might imprint on a vampire because he's such an integral part of Bella's life, and in doing so they could still have a friendship at least.

ANYWAY. Yes, there was implied Edward/Tanya! You got everything right on the money. Thanks for reading! :)

Re: made my blood thump 7-8-9 - jacob/tanya - pg-13

[ofadoration]

AAH THIS IS SO GREAT. They would be so hot together, I can't even.

Re: made my blood thump 7-8-9 - jacob/tanya - pg-13

[mouthsopen]

Apparently Bella breaking up with everyone feeds my muse. Who knew? Anyway, thanks!