(for amaxingbaek) the siren call and the porcelain throne

[kaixingmods]

For: amaxingbaek
By: Anonymous until reveals
Title: The Siren Call and the Porcelain Throne

Comments

[amaxingbaek]

Ahhhhh you picked this one! I'll admit that this wasn't what I had in mind for this prompt, but I adore what you've done with it. It's very hilarious! This type of humor isn't one that I usually see often, but I love, love, love it. You had me cracking up every few lines and it was really hard to keep quiet since my roommate was sleeping ^^" Jongin was literally the most precious little bundle that I've ever seen and I love his constant worrying and wanting to see Yixing again, because hell yeah, I would want to know the man behind that beautiful voice, too! Even though Yixing was only formally introduced at the end, I loved him. The way you wove him in, either through Jongin drooling over him or that sneaky "dark haired guy line" was great! My little baby unicorn <3

an otherwise hectic (why did he ever become friends with Baekhyun?) and far too loud (seriously, Baekhyun) life
My favorite kind of Baekhyun <3 I like this already

[amaxingbaek]

as sweet and pure and all that is good in life
YIXINGGGGGGG. He's so wonderful, I'm so glad you made him like an angel in this <3

[helaas]

I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU HOW HAPPY THIS COMMENT MADE ME!! I was in agony writing this fic, worried the whole time that I totally butchered this prompt and how much you were going to hate it and how I'm such a fail!prompt-filler, but wow, the immediate relief upon finding that you liked it. ; ; WHEW! I was seriously so worried. ; ; I started writing this prompt, then I thought "Oh god no, it's getting too weird, this is not good..." and I switched to the vampire one and I wrote a part of that, but it was basically a Baekhyun story with kaixing on the side and that didn't feel right for a kaixing exchange, so I trashed it and went through some kind of mental breakdown before finally finishing this fic and seriously, just whew, so glad you liked it. :D And that you weren't offended with my completely horrible, gives-no-fucks Baekhyun!! And I specially added in the tiny tiny Baeklay line for you, as an apology for what I did to Baekhyun lol. I'm just super happy that you weren't disappointed with this fic. :D

[amaxingbaek]

WELL I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW HAPPY THIS /STORY/ MADE ME! I also think that Jongin was probably in more agony than you, so I think you don't have to worry too much ;) And I could honestly never hate something that someone wrote for me. You took the time to write something for someone else and you can take the prompt any way you want - that's what it's there for! If I had a super, suuuuuper specific idea in mind, then I would have written it myself :) Half of the fun is finding out what someone else did with your prompt!

Any and every Baekhyun is wonderful ahahaha. He's my little fluff ball; I'll love him. Especially if he's an asshole fluff ball xD HOW DID YOU KNOW I BAEKXING? HOW?

Ahahaha good reason :) I can see Yixing just being totally lost in his world, disregarding the two guys fighting in the stall right behind him LOL.

(whispers that vampire one though OuO)

[zyxisagod]

AUTHOR-NIM!! THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE OH MY GOD

[zyxisagod]

- "Hmmm, trepidation is not quite a strong enough word. There must be something more expressive to describe the true horror Jongin feels upon lurking outside the cave of the beast. Forcing his hand into a trembling fist, Jongin knocks on Baekhyun’s dorm room door with nipple-tingling fear. There, that sounds about right." (good god what is this masterpiece

[zyxisagod]

- "Baekhyun pouts at him, his eyes turning to slits, “Dr. Baek, the love doctor, doesn’t like your attitude, Jongin

[zyxisagod]

- "“I’ve seen you around a few times and you look really cool when you dance and your smile is really nice and well, I know it’s kind of ridiculous to try and pick someone up in a bathroom of all places, but since the opportunity is presenting itself… do you want to go get a coffee together before my first class starts? I mean, if you’re at all interested.”" (SHIT YIXING IS PERFECT HERE I LOVE YOU AUTHORNIM

[shinealightrose]

You had me at:
Shit, Jongin thinks, trying to do anything but that.

I had to silence myself with a blanket in my face while reading this! I was pretending to still be asleep, but instead I was holed up in my bed with my phone and dying of laughter. The best thing about this I think is that in spite of crack, I bet everyone can relate to Jongin at times. The whole bathroom thing in general! Not that I'll admit I've ever stalked people in toilets (I really haven't) but everywhere else, maybe I've done! Him and Baekhyun in the stall together was fantastic... And then here I am thinking Yixing is going to freak out and instead he sounds almost! (just a fraction) as creepy as Jongin. A dude falls out of a stall with another on top of him, and he asks him out?!? Yixing is love. Baekhyun totally deserved to end up on the bathroom floor by himself. :D
Love this.!

[helaas]

You have to admit, if Jongin fell out of a toilet stall behind you, you'd kinda want to ask him out, too, right? I mean, seriously, he's cute >.>

I'm happy to hear you liked, though, thanks for reading!!

[heatherxwho]

This from start to finish was priceless. I loved the literal bathroom humor. OMG. One of my new Kaixing favs.

[helaas]

Yesssss, literal bathroom humor, this was the whole reason behind writing this!! Glad you liked it.^^