Who wouldn't want to join me?

[kaizoku_sama]

I have exchanged my title as the King of Tennis in hopes of acquiring a new one, the Pirate King. My family happens to own several ships already, but I require a crew. Positions available are as follows: hair dresser, shipwright, chef, a visually displeasing person, Echizen Ryoma, maid, servant, clothing designer, and personal assistant. Please

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[pirateyprince]

Right.

Since when were you the 'King of Tennis'?

[kaizoku_sama]

Is this an application for one Echizen Ryoma to be on my crew?

Since always, of course.

[pirateyprince]

It's not.

Hm. What does that make me, then?

[kaizoku_sama]

If you join I will grace you with the title of tennis jester.

[scallywolf]

I must admit that "a visually displeasing person" is not something one often sees in a list of available positions.

[kaizoku_sama]

I am clearly not often the one making lists of available positions.

[scallywolf]

Clearly not. Might I inquire as to why you'd request such a person?

[kaizoku_sama]

To make the other crewmen feel better about themselves. If they always compared themselves to me, they would always be downtrodden.

[oceanofpotion]

Oy look. What a precious little muggle. Wonder if mum'll let me keep him as a pet. Merlin knows I've always wanted one.

[kaizoku_sama]

I am unfortunately not familiar with the term muggle. However if I do not already know it I doubt it is worth my precious time.

[oceanofpotion]

Muggle. Non-magical folk. No wands, no flying brooms, no goblins guarding your treasures underground, etc. etc. Not very exciting, but what can you do? Still, I hear they make ace pets.

[kaizoku_sama]

Atobe Keigo does not make an "ace" pet for anyone.

[noxious]

Don't be so full of yourself, brat.

[kaizoku_sama]

That implies that I am not worth being full of myself, which in fact I am.

[noxious]

I don't see it.

[kaizoku_sama]

You obviously do not know me very well.

[bristled]

If you want visually displeasing, ask the perm head.

[kaizoku_sama]

Perms are rather displeasing to look at.

[bristled]

Especially when they're white.

[samuraish]

Oi. Silver.