Guenevere "The Bull" Kuo

[kaizor]

My daughter's a bruiser. Yesterday at the hospital we ran into a couple who checked into the hospital when we did, early morning on April 12, and their daughter was really quite petite next to Guenevere. Fanfan declared that Guen looks like a dashou (打手), which means something like "hatchet man" or "hired roughneck" -- a goon, a thug. Today I did a

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just don't go callin her that when she gets older...

[immortaleve]

but yeah, bowel movement hypersensitivity is just one of the many blessings of being a parent ;)

(thank ye gods I'm not one just yet)

Re: just don't go callin her that when she gets older...

[kaizor]

Bowel movement report: She's gotten really capricious about it, baiting us into changing her diaper with a pre-shit, waiting until the moment we've actually removed the diaper, then really letting it rip all over the dianzi we place beneath her as a prophylactic against such mischief.

How's the job thing?

Re: just don't go callin her that when she gets older...

[immortaleve]

very amusing ;)

my family refers to particularly naughty babies as "little shits" and now I know why, haha.

job thing: I'm sending along my cv to you for refining and 'creative editing' and that should help