To say that at age 19 is almost the equivalent of saying an infant will never learn to walk. If people like OJ Simpson get married and become rich, I promise that you have quite the life waiting for ya. (Just don't go on a wild police chase and murder some white chick, alright?) <3S
Psh. O.J. Simpson could get married easy, you can't compare me to pre-murderer O.J., he was a professional football player and actor. I'll just steal your boyfriend and make sweet gay love with him.
well, honestly a professional football player has less going for him than you do because honestly, if he doesn't turn out to be a murderer than he's only married so the wife can divorce him and get a stipend of a bujillion bucks out of his ass monthly so she can 'maintain her quality of living'. consider yourself lucky, bud. And sweet gay love making with Josiah is completely alright as long as I get a video tape of it. Something tells me he's good at love making.... I don't know what though... maybe it's his singing voice... yes... that's it!
Haha, so basically, I'm lucky because if I DID have a wife, she'd be slightly less likely to divorce me because I don't have as much money. Very nice. Hey what about this... So I become a professional football player and get rich, then get a wife, then QUIT playing professional football and get a minimum wage job. Then I've got a hot wife, who won't divorce me because I don't have any money! I think you might possibly be the smartest person of all time.
Oh, you've had moments of glee...that first night with Loretta, we shall never forget...only because you couldn't stop 'leaning in' to tell us about in the truck!
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And sweet gay love making with Josiah is completely alright as long as I get a video tape of it. Something tells me he's good at love making.... I don't know what though... maybe it's his singing voice... yes... that's it!
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