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Jun 03, 2009 23:13

Harrumph! I have arrived at Smash Bros. Academy. I knew they would allow me to enroll here as a teacher; if I am teaching mechanics, and I am a METALLIC BEING, what could be better!?

I will be teaching all of you "The Basis of Mechanics." There will be NOTHING unrelated to mechanics in this class, so be prepared if you do join this class.

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blondprodigy June 4 2009, 03:20:23 UTC
*Even if Jeff is not actually at the school right now, he felt... something. Something telling him that there would be the best surprise ever waiting for him when he got back.*

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4x4_of_manly June 4 2009, 03:27:38 UTC
You're one of those metal chimeras, right?

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kajidohsledge June 4 2009, 03:37:52 UTC
Metal what?

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4x4_of_manly June 4 2009, 03:56:18 UTC
Chimera.

Some kind of... thing that shouldn't even exist naturally. Made by something. Damn it they've been all over the forest for nine years how the hell don't I know much about them

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kajidohsledge June 4 2009, 03:57:48 UTC
... And why would you want to know?

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monotreme_101 June 4 2009, 03:27:46 UTC
Looking forward to it, sir.

Is the class going to be comparable to Autoshop? And, if it is, can we bring our previous projects to work on?

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kajidohsledge June 4 2009, 03:37:27 UTC
Autoshop? No, you will be working with a special kind of metal. Though, I think it is similar.

You may bring previous projects, but I must issue a warning... adding the special metal to any existing metal will... give it its own thought process. It is not advisable to add to weaponry or accessories. So as long as it is not those two categories, it's fine.

... Of course, if you are planning to make a creature with said weaponry and accessories, then by all means, harrumph!

*Smithy at this point has a bit of admiration at this.*

I am looking forward to seeing what you can create.

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monotreme_101 June 4 2009, 04:16:30 UTC
Well, the project I'd be bringing is my car - The autoshop teacher from earlier last year (He was the first of two.) gave us old cars to fix up... I got a really sweet 1965 Thunderbird and I've remodelled it, replaced the old engine with a new one powered by a giant, super powerful gem, added some rocket boosters, custom ordered tires and everything.

Unfortunately, both the autoshop teachers we had left so... even after all that, I never got any credits.

But you say adding your metal to it will make it able to think...? That's interesting!

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kajidohsledge June 4 2009, 04:25:59 UTC
A car, you say?

It would give it thinking ability - but I don't think you would be able to control it, so I still advise caution. If necessary, I can always remove the extra metal if it goes haywire... but I cannot make any promises. So, choose at your own risk.

Of course, since a car is made up of different parts and whatnot, it would act differently depending on where you add the metal.

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cheap_oranges June 4 2009, 04:38:56 UTC
Hello there, sir. I'm Orange Kid, the smartest student in the school, and an amazing inventor!

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kajidohsledge June 4 2009, 16:20:56 UTC
So I take it you will enroll in my class?

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cheap_oranges June 4 2009, 20:58:26 UTC
Hm, I suppose! It sounds a bit like inventing, so I'm sure I'll do simply amazing!!

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kajidohsledge June 4 2009, 22:04:51 UTC
*Smithy does not admire overconfidence, oh no.*

We'll just see about that, won't we? I'll keep what you said in mind when I grade what work comes out of you.

((OOC: Hey, out of curiosity, where did Orange Kid and Apple Kid come from? o.O))

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princeangel June 4 2009, 04:39:15 UTC
Mechanics? You mean like an engineering class?

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kajidohsledge June 4 2009, 05:14:57 UTC
Harrumph! Something like that, yes.

Are you going to join or what, then?

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princeangel June 4 2009, 05:17:36 UTC
I suppose so. See you in class then.

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