THE STORM, part two
I am posting this just for sake of completion.
So. A tornado in Alaska? Could it see Russia?
oh look, they finally found the HUGE GAPING HOLE in the atmosphere. Took them long enough. And now they're going to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. Or something.
WTF, they're just doing random weather wackiness. Snow in Hawaii. Tornadoes in Alaska. Blah blah blah.
Oh, so Luke Perry is a bad guy after all. And he's dead, so he's free of this crappy movie.
Now there's finally some action rolling in, and we get five minutes of slowmo people running with bad dramatic music.
"The accuracy of the strikes." Yep. Mother Nature is PISSED. She's AIMING. And taking out the bad guys to protect Dawson, Our Hero.
And then my eyes glazed over and I stopped paying attention.
Now, Meteor was just so bad it was laughably bad and amusing to mock. But this? Gah. It was just boring. They kept talking about the disasters going on around the world, not showing them, and when they did, it was just brief news clips. Bah! True Disasterporn focuses on the disasters, dammit! We want to see shit blow up! Waves knocking buildings over, fires consuming cities, planes sinking under the sea! The background plot should be simple. Sheer survival. A father searching for his son. Not any of this convoluted conspiracy within a conspiracy and crazed serial killing cops kidnapping teenagers to torment their good cop fathers. Bah. BLOW SHIT UP.
So. A tornado in Alaska? Could it see Russia?
oh look, they finally found the HUGE GAPING HOLE in the atmosphere. Took them long enough. And now they're going to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. Or something.
WTF, they're just doing random weather wackiness. Snow in Hawaii. Tornadoes in Alaska. Blah blah blah.
Oh, so Luke Perry is a bad guy after all. And he's dead, so he's free of this crappy movie.
Now there's finally some action rolling in, and we get five minutes of slowmo people running with bad dramatic music.
"The accuracy of the strikes." Yep. Mother Nature is PISSED. She's AIMING. And taking out the bad guys to protect Dawson, Our Hero.
And then my eyes glazed over and I stopped paying attention.
Now, Meteor was just so bad it was laughably bad and amusing to mock. But this? Gah. It was just boring. They kept talking about the disasters going on around the world, not showing them, and when they did, it was just brief news clips. Bah! True Disasterporn focuses on the disasters, dammit! We want to see shit blow up! Waves knocking buildings over, fires consuming cities, planes sinking under the sea! The background plot should be simple. Sheer survival. A father searching for his son. Not any of this convoluted conspiracy within a conspiracy and crazed serial killing cops kidnapping teenagers to torment their good cop fathers. Bah. BLOW SHIT UP.