Reality is harsh, isn't it?

Sep 05, 2010 18:59

Most of fanfics here aren't made by me, it's made by my sister aka traitor tsukiokuhime .
This post is just some LJ-cut practice.

Anyway, I'm here to tell you all a truly tragic event that I've experienced! In somewhat-drama-style.



THE LEGEND OF DAMNED POKEMON PLATINUM
Story : kak_utau 
Actor(s) & Actress (es) : Pokemon Special Diamond & Pearl arc characters

One day Diamond, Pearl, and Platina Berlitz wants to buy POKEMON PLATINUM. So they asked Salary Dam aka SD (the author <--wut?) to buy that game. But unfortunately...



SD doesn't have any money!


This incompetent-SD disappoints few people...




Such as Roark nii-san



And Byron ojii-san


Soo, Byron lends SD some money! After a few moments, finally...




POKEMON PLATINUM GET!!!

Happy End...who says? The nightmare has only just begun. Beware. BEWARE.

The next day, Pearl was playing the newly-bought game. But he noticed something...



He remembers clearly that he had started the game, chose Chimchar as his partner, saved the game, and then turned it off a day ago.
But why does the screen shows the New-game event?



That was when Pearl (and Berlitz and Diamond) realized...




THE GAME COULD NOT BE SAVED

THIS IS 100% REAL AAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANNA CRYYYYYYYYYYYY




Sadly that's right, Platina. I KNOW, I KNOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY! HOLD YOUR TEARS DEARS.

What happened to our trio? They was like ZETSUBOU SHITA ZETSUBOU SHITA...




Pearl goes for suicide




Dia was eaten by trying-to-look-emo-man




And Berlitz got proposed by random Indonesian man

But in the end, their friendship never dies!




(why sudden Indonesian language?)
(insertsomesarcasticremarkshere) HAPPY END

Thanks for watching THE LEGEND OF DAMNED POKEMON PLATINUM! This drama is sponsored by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SO THAT'S ITTTTT

So I decided to drop Pokemon Platinum. I mean how could I play the game without turning the DS off? A true mission impossible.
SO IN THE END I'VE WASTED RP 420.000 URRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH

I also consider to not to play Heart Gold Soul Silver. I know it's excellent, but I'd rather wait for Black and White. Cheren and Belle is love yeah! *bricked*

...Did the LJ cut work?

Something's wrong with the layout but I don't know how to fix it AHHHH

hmm lalalala, pokemon, my room smells like man

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