Okay, so I was studying today and I suddenly thought "Hey. I bet Guy would make a good Tamaki (from Host Club), what with his fon-machine fever..." Thinking back on it now, the only way he'd be Tamaki would be on crack but... it did lead me to this thought!
AULDRANT HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB. YES.
Tamaki = Guy, or Peony. I think it goes against Peony to be humiliated, though, so Guy on happy pills would be best.
Kyouya = Jade. There is no doubt in my mind of this.
Kaoru = Ion
Hikaru = Sync
Why? Allow me to quote: "It appears as if Sync is leading the relationship but in actuality Ion, being more mature spiritually, is the seme."
Mori = Asch (I can't think of anyone else. And secretly, I'm a MoriHaruhi shipper, so Asch/Luke would work here)
Honey = This is like, the hardest one. Only one I can think of is Anise, but that would throw it off... not that the next one doesn't, because we all know that...
RENGE HAS TO BE PLAYED BY DIST. The Kyouya/Jade obsession even fits perfectly.
And like, Luke could be Haruhi, that way everyone falls in love with him! Except Honey/Anise, hey that fits, too!
8D I had actually planned to make a post about this song in choir but... forget that! Who can resist
The Replica Bride!? I mean, it only put fuel on the fire.
I'M GOING TO MAKE MANIPS NOW :DD