Fear of Ineffectual Men

[kakayaraznica]

I think I've developed an acute case of what I can only describe as castration anxiety, compounded by serious contemplations of parricide. It has slipped out throughout the years that I have never read a page of Freud. Well, these rumors are not entirely accurate. I've just never read PAST a page. Every time I attempt to read Freud or Jung, or

Comments

[naymit]

Dear child, why don't you lie down on that leather couch over there and tell me whether you had sexual dreams about your father or felt competitive with your mother for his affection. :) Tell me, do you have erotic dreams involving thick, leather-bound volumes of medical texts? :) Don't worry, you can tell anything to doctor Z. :)

[kakayaraznica]

oh, but, dear Doctor, leather is just so cold and forbidding when one is alone, and i do feel ever so alone on this vast, empty couch all by myself...

[naymit]

dear child, we psychiatrists are known for our integrity, who do you think I am, a catholic priest? So, you were saying you are lonely on that leather couch? :)

[kakayaraznica]

deeply lonely, Doctor. the emptyness is so penetrating, so consuming...

[fireruler]

disagree,
write a book,
use a leather couch,
cuff somebody to bed posts
or flogging ones ...

hm, "sexual and extreamely sadistic" would be the Valerian House for you :)
(just reading a cool book :)

and the golden week awaits.... :)

[anonymous]

i don't know about castration anxiety, but the recent color combinations on your LJ page are rather disturbing. ti tam sluchaino v Buffalo gribi v lesu ne sobiraesh?

[kakayaraznica]

lol. ne-a. i am feeding the need for spring. it seemed fitting that it ought to be satisfied at the same trough as are all my other needs these days :)

[anonymous]

ah, in that case i should stare at your page some more, because there is a @#$%^& SNOWSTORM outside my window, and i am nowhere NEAR Buffalo.

[kakayaraznica]

well? is it helping?