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kakkoii_kyou

Text ¥ 003

Aug 12, 2011 22:26

[The following is sent out in the early hours of the morning]

whoegfev is mkaing the damn nise i will pesrsonally dsetoy you!!!11 beq quiet

[Yes, Kyouya is A) half-asleep which explains his cheery mood and B) not wearing his glasses which explains his fail-typing. As always, reply with caution. Any replies will be answered by Kyouya's early morning ( Read more... )

do not wake sleeping monster, stfu, do not mess with the vp, shut up or die, better not be tamaki, kyouya will end you, !text, kyouya needs his rest

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ootorospring August 13 2011, 04:01:35 UTC

[...sent as text for safety mode. he can get it and respond at his own leisure]

What noise?

kakkoii_kyou August 13 2011, 10:16:33 UTC

jiogrwe

the inise that skeeojngn me awake!!!!!!!!!!!!111

ootorospring August 13 2011, 15:37:50 UTC

I don't hear anything too loud. Something over on your side of the house?

kakkoii_kyou August 18 2011, 19:56:12 UTC

tamki

[Translation: Tamaki. L.B.P.E.L. is not sure that he is actually the reason, but seems like a safe bet. He's always loud and annoying and inconveniencing Kyouya, a fact his subconscious will attest to]

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b_rabbito August 13 2011, 04:14:16 UTC

[Words popped up on the berry-thing!....annoying ones....She experimentally presses the 'Reply' button]

Shut up yourself

[Presses 'Send'...but failed at figuring out punctuation]

kakkoii_kyou August 13 2011, 10:19:19 UTC

[Squints at the screen, but the immediate reply makes him growl. He can't sleep when the Dreamberry is buzzing either]

doj you have a dhaith wihs

[translation: do you have a death wish?]

b_rabbito August 13 2011, 13:51:01 UTC

[-the hell? Whoever is typing spells awful]

Are you drunk

1/2 kakkoii_kyou August 13 2011, 23:13:51 UTC

dpm you lnow wat time int is fool

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[ text ] spectaculaire August 13 2011, 05:17:00 UTC

[also sent far away and in the safety of his room.]

noise? what noise?

[ text ] kakkoii_kyou August 13 2011, 10:21:20 UTC

[Thank you, caller ID. Now Kyouya is not only enraged because he is sure Tamaki is the source of the noise, he is super angry that Tamaki had the gall to text him rather than just being quiet, as he kindly requested]

TAMAKI

[See how much scarier it is when he actually manages to type correctly? It shows intent. Be afraid, Tamaki. Be very afraid]

[ text ] spectaculaire August 13 2011, 19:03:44 UTC

[EEEEEEEEEEEK!!! no no he didn't make much no-okay he might have been singing earlier when making breakfast and showering. ...and he had been playing with Antoinette in the backyard so that might have been close to his side of the house. and then he discovered a den of rabbits and was getting all excited about them-

okay, so maybe it might have been partially his fault but-]

I'M SORRYI'LL LET YOU SLEEP NOW I'M SORYR I'M SSOYR

[and those are legit typos man.]

text. gangstaspeak August 13 2011, 06:08:28 UTC

[...momentary battle of the bad texts?]

wat u evn sayin?

text. kakkoii_kyou August 13 2011, 10:22:36 UTC

shuth up or i wilm end youh

text. gangstaspeak August 13 2011, 13:18:28 UTC

[Okay, he understood that one.]

whoa what crawld up ur ass n died

text. kakkoii_kyou August 13 2011, 23:15:42 UTC

TAMAKI

i winlk kil him

Thread 7

[Text] ofthefall August 13 2011, 07:57:53 UTC

...are you okay?

[Text] kakkoii_kyou August 13 2011, 10:24:43 UTC

im gonin tn kill tkankmi

[Translation: I'm going to kill tamaki

[Text] ofthefall August 13 2011, 17:49:11 UTC

Why?

[Text] kakkoii_kyou August 13 2011, 23:17:50 UTC

hes the reason im awaek. he ahs a deathw wihs