Merry Christmas one and all. Also, to my readers in the city of Natal in Brazil: Happy 407th anniversary of the founding of your city ( Read more... )

I have a degree now.

You may start the flood of adulation that I so richly deserve.

Yay! It's finally over!! Woo!!! *dances*

I had my first ju-jitsu grading yesterday and I totally kicked all kinds of ass at it! I am now officially a red belt. Also, at training tonight I was told that if I improve my fitness levels then I will be a 'killer', due to my incredible bendiness and mighty strength ( Read more... )

Right, here's an update. I was intending to make it a long one detailing my adventures in various 'places' of interest, but I have just returned from ju-jitsu training and I am in no fit state to do much of anything ( Read more... )

Right, that does it. I'm off to Sweden!

Don't try and stop me!

So. An update ( Read more... )

Ju-jitsu brings pain.

That is all.

Tonight I out-drank everyone in Stockport. 12 solid hours of drinking at Stockport festival and I was last man standing. Like I said before: I am so fucking hardcore ( Read more... )

Y'know, the UK definition of 'binge-drinking' is five units in two hours. Tonight I had five units in two seconds. I am so fucking hardcore ( Read more... )

It's too hot. My sensitive Anglo-saxon genes can't cope with temperatures above freezing. Stick me in a snow drift and I'm happy as Larry, but if the mercury rises above about 293K I die ( Read more... )